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ok4now Sep 18, 2003

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

It just looks like a plastic child for some reason.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

insert coins for inappropriate proverbs, riddles and rhymes! "there once was a man from venus..."

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ouch.. you called me plastic.. that is the single most insulting i've ever heard.. that and well " you ***** **** * * * ****** " .. but .. ok.. your's in teh second most insulting thing. jeez!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Yet another comment you'll get to see FULLY unedited in our first edition of eZabel Gone WILD!!..You won't BELIEVE how borderline deragetory these Witnesses get!...ESPECIALLY after a couple wine coolers!..WOAH nelly, you're in for a treat.

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