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ilikebirds Oct 16, 2003

so what do you think... here's an idea for a show i wanna make...i haven't come up with a stupid enough name for the show.. so lets just call it " GORKI " for now. anyway get a few people.. line th...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I had a hard time understanding that, but, I too have an idea for a show....Ever notice how there are NO jamaican sitcoms on T.V.?..The simple fact that there's nothing else on T.V. like it would draw in a TON of ratings....Here's the premiss...

This is the tale of a jamaican family of 13, living on the beach of jamaica, who's lifetime dream is to be on TRL. So they fly to the states, and move into a 10x10 appartment, bringing w/them a magical coconut tree, and an enchanted talking jamaican beef patty, that they all go to for advice..(It stays in the freezer, & whenever a character needs help w/an issue, they go to the fridge & ask Patti what they should do..Patti knows all)...Characters will include the provacative Cheri, who has a new b/f every 4 minutes on the dot, and Gilby, who's jamaican dialect is such a mystery, not even his own family can understand him..Subtitles will appear when he talks, and the other characters, although in the show, read the subtitles to understand him..The name of the show would be "Ya Mon"(translated "Yes Man")...and, it will be, a hit

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

see one problem though... I dont think anyone would believe jamaicans are real...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, what, is it common belief that jamaica is a fictitious country or something?...I grew up thinking of the place as a literal location, have I been fooled

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

nah man. jamaicans are not real ! have you ever been to jamaica...?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

have you?!?!....

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