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malibu Oct 18, 2003

i enjoy my mom's thought: go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.

tinser Oct 18, 2003

but noah's son's wives helped

malibu Oct 21, 2003

yeah but they had never had children before. she gave birth to three sons already and knew how difficult it was to give birth and to raise them correctly and then knowing she had to start all over...

tinser Oct 21, 2003

and they probably didn't have drugs back then either

jollycandyman Oct 22, 2003

they didn't have chopsticks either, since the Chinese culture hadn't been invented yet

tinser Oct 22, 2003

how do chopsticks help in delivering babies?

thatdarngirl Oct 23, 2003

Oh that's easy, didn't they teach you this in HS? First they stick the chopstick..actually, I probably shouldn't tell you because you'll never want to have babies.

tinser Oct 23, 2003

no, i'm never having babies anyway...somebody else can have them for me

thatdarngirl Oct 24, 2003

That works too. Though, I kind of want to be pregnant..for like a day. Have everyone come up to you and be all "Awwwww!!! blah blah blah" talking in little cutsie voices as if you were the baby.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, that is kinda funny....but no, i have absolutely no desire to carry around a nine pound lump

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

when you put it like that..it is horrendously disgusting.

tinser tinserOG 2002

my point eXactly

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Nine pound lump. Lovely.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

When I was taking Head and Neck Anatomy, my professor showed us a picture of a tumor that was removed from a womens abdomen. It was like 25 pounds! (or more, I can't really remember). There is the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia that has all kinds of freakish medical exhibits. The tumor is on display there.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Didn't she notice it before it got that big? You would think at like..10 pounds you would notice it, because you're not pregnant and fat just doesn't feel like that.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

All right, i let you go but you must wear the belly. Only around the living room...

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