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forrestina Oct 28, 2003

haha for my girls tina and jahanna i know we all love this one...Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) *Point to arm and flex* To the gun show!

ophelia Oct 28, 2003

haha, but that's not a pickup line

forrestina Oct 28, 2003

sure it is. it's an ice breaker.

skaorsk8 Oct 28, 2003

can i say, i used that line, and it works. just make sure you are not bryan drummond.

ophelia Oct 28, 2003

if by bryan drummond, you mean me, then you must be uninformed....these guns are SERIOUS...I could take you out w/out even breakin a sweat phool

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey, wait...we need some toothpicks...someone, go and rip bryan's arms out of their sockets..

(we wouldn't really do that. i mean, what kind of sicko would want another person's arms? I'm just using this illustration to make a point. I learned that from the new Ministry School Guidebook.)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

this is ALL muscle son!!....next time I see you it's over, I'm'a go Mike Tyson on you

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're gonna domestically abuse him, bite his ears, and speak shrill nonsense?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yyyyup, AND get a tribal tatoo on my face..(have you seen that thing?...what's wrong w/this guy)

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