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ophelia Nov 10, 2003

I think all weddings should have a set, minimum dollar amount to be given to the bride & groom. There should be video cameras set up inside the reception hall & kingdom hall, so that all invitees w...

toxicgirl Nov 10, 2003

and everyone entering must be directed to the retinal scan and lie detector before finding their seats...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

along with urine and stool sample.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

wow. i wonder what lucky person would take care of that job.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

well since u want it so bad... i'm sure that no one will object to you being that lucky person...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'll have to pass. thank you though.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Hahahaha...can you imagine friends walking past the guestbook in their nicest clothes carrying a little cup filled with yellow liquid? And the stool sample is just foul.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

smeared on a popsicle stick

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

thanks. i'll never eat a fudgesicle ever again.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA aww man... soo funny!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yeah, I had no idea my comment would domino into us talking about human waste...interesting how things turn out sometimes, lol....

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