Lindsay, in these few months that we've known eachother, I think i've definitely come to exceed and transcend all 3 of these defnitions..I am...SUPER FRIEND!!!!!!..haha.....nah, but what's interest...

Does this mean you will now always wear a special spandex costume whenever you're around me?

uh...do you want me to?......Bryan + Spandex = UNATRACTIVE²

Actually..my band name is Too Fat For Spandex because I consider everyone in the world too fat for spandex because no one should wear it..ever. I saw a very large woman one day wearing spandex and ...

so, since when are you in a band, liar?

okay, this has nothing to do with me, but mannnn is that a stank comment.