I've heard that there are so many bears in west milford that there's like one running for mayor now....
::steps up to podium::"Us bears represent 77% of this towns population, it's time we're represented!.."...::Buncha bears stand up & start clappin::
Yeah, but there are also bear posessed demons up there.
and lindsay posessed racoons
Oh wow..racoons are like one of those animals that I am deathly afraid of. Therefore, I posessed them and made them my slaves.