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ophelia Dec 6, 2003

my sister told me once that there was a kid in her school who's lips were so big, they called him Apoca-lips..hahaha..I laughed for a while about that

skaorsk8 Dec 6, 2003

you have a sister??

forrestina Dec 6, 2003

hah she's the same age as jewy

tinser tinserOG 2002

who's jewy?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

this yamika wearing, kinish eating bum who has lived in the valenti house for years..nobody knows where the jew came from, they just accept it's presence and treat him as part of the familly

tinser tinserOG 2002

does he make killer bagels?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes actually, he does make killer bagels...besides being a bum, he's aso a scientist - an experiment involving a blueberry bagel and alligator DNA went extremely wrong, creating a carniverous killer bagel...ate 3 kids last summer

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

wow... hm.. i would MUCH rather this story be true then the real jewy i must live with...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmm perhaps the real jew is tim's brother

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha tru dat yo

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

tims lil brother looks exactly like one of our publications depictions of one of the apostles...well, when he actually sprouts facial hair, you'll see the resemblence a lot more

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

our little sister Jordanna

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