my sister told me once that there was a kid in her school who's lips were so big, they called him Apoca-lips..hahaha..I laughed for a while about that

you have a sister??

hah she's the same age as jewy

who's jewy?

this yamika wearing, kinish eating bum who has lived in the valenti house for years..nobody knows where the jew came from, they just accept it's presence and treat him as part of the familly

does he make killer bagels?

yes actually, he does make killer bagels...besides being a bum, he's aso a scientist - an experiment involving a blueberry bagel and alligator DNA went extremely wrong, creating a carniverous kille...

wow... hm.. i would MUCH rather this story be true then the real jewy i must live with...

hmm perhaps the real jew is tim's brother