A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" ...
That was a cute and corny joke. Though it makes me wonder how the head of iceberg lettuce arrived at its destination in the first place.
well whatever floats your boat, but the jousting thing was over the line
HEY in medieval times knights jousted in addition to talking funny. THAT'S WHAT I WAS MEANING!!! I am the innocent one here. You are the one with the sick mind. Don't label me just cuz I asked how the head of lettuce got stuck.
I GOT A MEDIEVAL JOKE!!
Two knights are walking through the forest. They come upon a woman and the first knight says: Good day fair maiden, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the maiden says, No good sir i have not.
Thank you and go in peace maiden of the forest.
The two knights continue and come upon a blacksmith and again the first knight asks, Good day sir blacksmith, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the blacksmith says, no good sir i have not.
then the two knights proceed farther until the first knight says, WHERE THE HELL IS FRANK?
I don't think I get it..
i get it. he he, i giggle like little russian school girl tickled by leprachun