The Orientation Chamelon
by I wish I was a sictom writer, cause this scenerio right here could definately be used..
So, the last time I went to get a haircut, I was late for an appointment, and was in hurry, so instead of using my usual guy, I just went to the first available seat. The guy I ended up geting cut by was BLATENLY gay, like all the manerisms, the lisp, everything, but again, I was late for something, and so I tried to ignore the fact that there was a fruitboy cutting my hair. He did a really good job too, & I wondered if it was worth me comprimising my homophobia in the future, and going to him by choice..
Today, I walk passed by the barber shop, and look in, and, I see the gay guy who cut my hair last time, except, he's NOT GAY ANYMORE..All the manersisms - gone, his voice - manly, his clothes - nowhere near gay, he was literally like a different person, except, it was him. Now, I'm thinking to myself, is it possible for somebody to turn straight that quick?...Or is he only gay on certain days....haha..I found this quite baffling/amusing..
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it seems like you get your hair cut every other week
no!..it's been over a month since this lil story happened, cause I posted it in the forums like a week after it happened, and the last hair cut I got was like that day when we played football
Or i think you just might have been man enough to be the one to turn him straight, i mean if he can't have you, what's the use in continuing to be gay? OR his boss said he was freaking out the men who go there, so he'd better wuit the dorothy act....
you know, that might be it....I mean, this barber shop has mostly male clients...& I doubt to many of them appreciated his homo antics, he was prolly turning away business..so Mr. Boss Man was prolly like "yo, straighten up, eh?...or yer out"
You must have got your hair cut on gay day.
is the orientation chameleon related to the dont sue people panda?
yeah, that's his mom
maybe you were wearing your gay-glasses the first time.
i'd say he's schizo
i used to get my hair cut by a guy who was blatantly gay. he wasn't that good, really. he looked like oprah winfrey's boyfriend/husband who's name escapes me at the moment.
Maybe he's just bisexual. and thought you were gay... so he wanted to you feel at home with another gay guy.
EY, listen up buddy, if there was ever a poster boy for masculinity in this world, it'd DEFINATELY be me.....yeah, that's totally not true at all, but, point is, he'd have no reason to think I was gay...Unless he knew I watch oprah..but..just how would he know this?
maybe he has hidden cameras in your shower. I dont know maybe. if i wanted to find out if someone was watching oprah. thats what i'd do.
I've actually heard that guys do a lot better with tips and clientele if they act feminine. People expect gay guys to give better haircuts than straight guys, I guess. So, he was probably just acting all gay-like, either for you, or for other people there at the time.
The best haircut I've ever gotten was from a straight guy. He was beautiful.
haha, yeah, gay folks are such a constant in the world of fasion, I suppose people consider them to be the experts
i read an autobiography of a wife of a captain in the M.A.F.I.A. and he started out as a hairdresser. then ya know, he started killing people and everything. but originally he was the guy that all the girls in the neighborhood went to for haircuts and hair dying.
....Snapple Fact: 84% of gay italian hairdressers eventually end up working as hitmen for the mob
are you serious!!??????? or were you just making that up cuz that's an awful lot of gay men running around with the mafia. and the mafia hates gays so how would that work?
i have never once heard you talk about getting your haircut and never even thought about it. weird. where does this take place?
what you think i've like let my hair just grow since birth?..haha...I guess it doesn't come up in convo that much, my hair's not usually on my mind..but..this, this was worth mention...this incident happened @ this place on 1st st. called "Chris' Barbershop"
haha im so going by there later...i just thought your mom cut it or something. my mom cut my dad's hair for years now he goes to the shop by the hall.
hahaha, and this is why bryan didn't want his hat removed on manhunt night
yes, and the reason why you people proceeded to attack me trying to snatch the hat, is because none of you are really my friends..in fact, I feel that you're all conspiring against me, watching my every move, so that you can strike @ the right time, assasinating me, and stealing my belongings, to sell them on ebay, so that you'll have more $$ to fund that carribean cruise you're planning(yeah, I found out ALL about it.).. You're all disgusting, all of you
hey man ebay can get you some good deals...dont' hate on ebay
actually, you're right, ebay is the #$@#!......you can find or sell just about anything, beautiful tool...can you sell services on ebay?..Cause I'm really good @ clipping toenails
why is that a link???
the @ sign made it translate to an email address. (more exlcusions for ian to deal with)
haha, that's a pretty funny one actually. not much I can do about it tho, because, it could be a valid email address.
can you have # in an email address?? i don't think so, buddy! (well, i could be wrong. its' never happened before, but i'm only 23).
don't click on it....bad things will happen...baaaaad thinggssss....