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The Absense Of Dan Hill

debassedbassist by debassedbassist · Jul 16, 2003 · 424 views · Journal

So I was sitting down looking at all the comments to my previous journal when I recieved a call from a one Mr. Daniel Hill. After he dispensed with the pleasantries, he informed me that he was goin to Seldom worked territory in Boston tomorrow. After congradulating him and askin the significance of said comment he informed me he was going to give my sunglasses that i left to someone in my hall so that I would not miss them. I pose the question to you, the reader: How considerate is Dan Hill? Before you answer that question, ponder whether or not you would do the same...

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ok4now #1 ok4nowOG 2002

i'd be more like...what glasses?

debassedbassist #2 debassedbassistOG 2003

exactly!!!! Thats what im talkin about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok4now #2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

umm, check out the little 'reply' link ------>

debassedbassist #2.1.1 debassedbassistOG 2003

HAHA gotcha!!! Im not the sharpest tool in the shed

forrestina #2.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

or the sharpest cheese in the drawer (i had to say it for summer)

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

the elevator doesnt go to the top floor

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

why dont we take a trip down the shore

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

wait i dropped my cup on the floor

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

why dont you take your socks outta the drawer..

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

loser you used floor twice...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

oh sorry that aint nice

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 forrestina

ur bout as funny as lice

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ok4now

OH MY ITS SOME MICE!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 debassedbassist

SUSAN... hahahaha remember?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 debassedbassist

u can stop now, just some advice

deanh77 #3 deanh77Founder

How is there seldom worked territory in Boston?

beachbum #3.1 beachbumOG 2002

i was thinking the same exact thing

debassedbassist #3.1.1 debassedbassistOG 2003

it may be near boston, but its near boston...

tesoro #3.1.2 tesoroOG 2001

it's actually 30 minutes outside of boston. it's city territory but there are too many people for the number of witnesses..thats why it's seldom worked. it's my cong that he went with...me and vanessa are going tomorrow for the w/e.

hunkpapap #3.1.2.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

Ok, why is dan hill absolutely obsessed with you?

magnum magnumOG 2001

who isnt he obsessed with, however jahanna seems to draw out the weird ezabelers to stalk her, first giacomo now dan. I think she likes it! Weird people out there.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHA! weird people are drawn to me...hm..maybe cuz i'm weird. this is the first i've heard of dan stalking me. i know he's obsessed w/ my cds...but me? no.

magnum magnumOG 2001

us guys can tell these things, don't worry we aren't here to protect you, dan scares us

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Im not obsessed with her.. I just think she is the coolest!

tinser #3.1.2.2 tinserOG 2002

jahanna is making things up. She didn't go. It's not city territory, its suburbs....and lexington is only 20 minutes from boston. In the case of lexington...they didn't finish because 30 of the territories were missing. In hingham's case....it was just too much for the cong.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

it's a good thing you said that i didnt go...i got confused..i thought i did go.

tinser tinserOG 2002

i do not appreciate your sarcasm

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHAHHAHAHAH...holy cow courtney that was good

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

wow, you need to calm down with you're "haha's" DMH! first you do the "rofl" for no apparent reason than you flip out with the excessive "haha's!" get it right or pay the price.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

pay the price?? what are you, bob barker. listen here crochovera. stop with the whole "referring to me by my initials" thing. i am not matt kelly. (PS I think you're mad because courtney is funnier than you.)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 skaorsk8

yes, remember to have your pet spayed or neutered.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tesoro

and also, do not fry bacon when you are nekid.

iwz iwz skaorsk8

oh man, this is so true.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 iwz

ian. please. no details.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 skaorsk8

wow, thats so true. unless you like that sort of thing.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 fivezero

yeah. buncha sickos!

iwz #3.2 iwz

not enough congregations to cover the territory in a year?

debassedbassist #3.2.1 debassedbassistOG 2003

hey my territory is seldom worked

thatdarngirl #3.2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

mine too!!! we never finish

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

what congregaation might that be

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Dover English Cong. When we do Not At Homes (which we just started again) we never finish.

malibu malibuOG 2001

you guys are such wusses. i believe it was explained the other day how not only does stanhope finish all of our territory... but we do Hackettstown's and Randolphs cuz they can't do it. dover is such a lightweight. its cuz you guys do so much early and late nite witnessing that you forget about the middle of the day when people are awake.

thatdarngirl #4 thatdarngirlOG 2002

While he is gone Ian should slowly delete his points.

malibu #4.1 malibuOG 2001

and then see if he notices? he would flip the minute he got back.

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

actually...i probably wouldn't care.

skaorsk8 #5 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. boston has seldom worked territory. we were 15 mins outside. jahanna never showed. we met some great people, had some awesome times. i actually never thought to look on ezabel while we were gone. which was weird. but my hall here is seldom worked territory too. so maybe i never should have gone. but i had fun!

ok4now #5.1 ok4nowOG 2002

pagan    

skaorsk8 #5.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow. you're not getting any more free cds.

ok4now #5.1.1.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i don't know if i want any cds from pagans who don't support their own hall!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

Ill take some free cds...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you have enough cds, copy boy. purchase some, and support the artists. or we can just ditch that idea. yo our road trip is gonna be killer!!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

im a poor pioneer man i got no money to be spendin on cds...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok i will give you a cd. what do you want. name your artist.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

actually ill be a poor pioneer in sept. for now im a fake poor pioneer

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 debassedbassist

oh one of those. well. i'll still give you a cd.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 debassedbassist

so are you a pre-poor pioneer or a poor pre-pioneer or just a pre-poor pre-pioneer

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ok4now

well ive been cont. aux. for a bit over a year but my hall likes to say im a fake pioneer but in sept i shall be a real boy...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 debassedbassist

on a sub-serious note...i hate it when they do that. at any rate, welcome to the ranks!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ok4now

anyone who didnt attend the district convention yet stop reading this. I get to be in the first class with the new book!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 debassedbassist

which kinda means i dont get to go twice...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 debassedbassist

u never know...10 years, there might be the 'new scrolls'

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ok4now

but then that would be a thrid i missed out on!!

tesoro #5.2 tesoroOG 2001

i know, i was so sad....i couldnt though..because vanessa bailed. :( we didnt even have a definate place to stay...i woulda just slept in my car..but not by myself.

skaorsk8 #5.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i have no idea who vanessa is.

tesoro #5.2.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

apparently you've lost hold of your senses. vanessa cowie? rich and mike's sister! helloooo

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

oh. yes. her. i recall now. possibly the only Long Island girl that knows how to follow while swing dancing.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yo, i resent that. you've never even swing danced w/ me...well besides that one time in the parking lot in seaside heights.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i actually dont' recall swing dancing in seaside. i rememeber teaching you to drive matt's car. i remember eating vile food at skate and surf. i remember eating entemann's with matt and sal until 2AM. but swing dancing- no.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i love how you claim that you taught me to drive 5-speed. i knew already...i'm sorry. and we did swing dance...in the parking lot. my surf & skate years all kinda run into eachother..i rememeber staying at sal's eating subs at 2am w/ matt. that might've been a different year.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

how about this. how about, i think you must have had a terrible teacher, because you sucked at driving manual. i, on the other hand, am good

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 skaorsk8

Me and Matt switched cars once. i dont think he'd let me if i didnt know how to drive manual. :)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tesoro

obviously you had given him alcohol. he has only let me drive his car like...5 times or something. and my last two cars have been stick.

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