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...im a ezabel virgin....

jewyface by jewyface · Feb 15, 2004 · 422 views · Journal

HI GUYS! i waz a lurker 4 a really long time...i kno its sad. the reason im joinin ezabel is becuase my horrible sisters like 2 b mean and talk bout me calling me a monkey and such. plus ease-ab-lay needs a little munchkin like me 2 come and spoil all the fun. so TADA! here i am!

~jeeeeeeeEEEEEEEWWWWWWy~

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modestjesse #1 modestjesseOG 2004

A monkey that likes pickels?

jewyface #1.1 jewyfaceOG 2004

well yez...but...yeh

modestjesse #2 modestjesseOG 2004

But what if you're a cute and cuddly monkey?

jewyface #2.1 jewyfaceOG 2004

then...then im juz more great then all the other poop flingin monkeys

rocksupastar #3 rocksupastarFounder

im confused....

ophelia #4 opheliaOG 2003

oh goodness...now, ALL three of the valetni sisterhood, have become ezabelified...what's next, is your MOM gonna join too?!?!..haha...j/k..listen squirt, just for future reference, if you wanna be a part of this ezabel thang, keep yer comments clean, you kids, nowadays, you're all dirty minded lil punks!

jewyface #4.1 jewyfaceOG 2004

first of all there r 4 of us valenti gurls ((ur dumb)) and second i said nothing of a distastful nature

ophelia #4.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

summer doesn NOT count as a sister!..she's like, mom the sequal

forrestina #4.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

summer searches her name on ezabel! (here's another one for you smummer)

tinser #4.1.1.2 tinserOG 2002

hahaha...this was funny

yodasucka #4.1.1.3 yodasuckaOG 2003

haah wow bryan, i love you

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

that's not what I heard!!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hahaah and what did u hear?

fivezero #4.2 fivezeroOG 2003

i'd like to see the mom here as 'muthaSUCKA'

forrestina #4.2.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha if you knew my mom...hahahaa

yodasucka #4.2.2 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha she would die first. my mom doesn't know how to turn on a computer.

forrestina #4.2.2.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hence my suggestion that she give me her laptop ;)

forrestina #5 forrestinaOG 2002

you forgot a hairy hair, but i put my vote in for monkey.

fivezero #6 fivezeroOG 2003

how old is this jewy?

forrestina #6.1 forrestinaOG 2002

jewseph has been plaguing us for 14 years =P love ya jew

fivezero #6.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

her name is jewseph?

forrestina #6.1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

eh it is one of the things i refer to her by

jewyface #6.2 jewyfaceOG 2004

2 young

tinser #7 tinserOG 2002

so then you might not know about the existentialism game...which is ending in a couple days

magnum #7.1 magnumOG 2001

give me my point cause im lazy

tinser #7.1.1 tinserOG 2002

cha ching

fivezero #7.2 fivezeroOG 2003

blessed be that day

tinser #7.2.1 tinserOG 2002

hey, hey....don't be a sore loser

specialk #7.2.1.1 specialkOG 2003

I'm a loser, and I have no points.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, i didnt think you were playing

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i retired from the game

tinser tinserOG 2002

you can't retire....aren't you like number 2?

specialk specialkOG 2003

I tried to play....but I am so slow....I never found the word in time. I am a big loser. :(

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Aw no you're not. I think your not a big loser because your not participating in a game for imaginary points!

specialk specialkOG 2003

Awww....thanks!! I feel like much less of a loser now. :):)

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm the bigger loser! i was thinking about a way to make a sequel...it would be that i insert existentialism in the place of a word from a quote or some reference...and to get the point, you have to tell me where the reference is from (like what movie, song, book, etc) ...WOW! I need help. (and yes, it does count)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

that one's mine.

tinser tinserOG 2002 forrestina

noted

iwz iwz

well, being that there's only 2 days left, give this a go:
/search

specialk specialkOG 2003

Whoa Ian...I don't have THAT much free time. :)

jewyface #7.3 jewyfaceOG 2004

sum1 needs 2 teach me how 2 play

yodasucka #7.3.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

monkeys aren't allowed to play

forrestina #7.3.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha i can here jew saying "HEYYY!"

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

LOL! its not my fault shes a monkey...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

is love calling your sister a monkey?

yodasucka #8 yodasuckaOG 2003

what has the world come to?

ophelia #9 opheliaOG 2003

jordanna....go play your guitar quit messing around w/ezabel..it's distracting you from the practice needed to become the Jordie Hendrix you are destined to be

jewyface #9.1 jewyfaceOG 2004

jordie?? wow...i havent even heard that since i waz like...7 good goin bry

ophelia #9.2 opheliaOG 2003

Well..Jordanna Hendrix didn't have that much of a ring to it..so....I thought jordie'd make more sense

ophelia #10 opheliaOG 2003

who wants to bet that the two people who voted jordanna to be "Fat" are mel & forreste

yodasucka #10.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha i kno i did!

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