instant kharma on I-80
a story of how i walked the road less traveled, then achieved instant kharma on I-80 East.
I was on my way to school today and had chosen to listen to some softer music a little louder than usual. driving along i see a white eclipse with the top down, quite a sight for early in march, even if it is in the 60's. i noticed a brazilian flag in the mirror, and long curly dark brown hair blowing in the wind as the car weaved from lane to lane. intrigued, i pulled up closer the girl in the driver's seat glanced over at the traffic in the right lane, and the sun bounced off her earrings. her skin was a darkish tone, definitely not american. brazilian? or just a fan? i couldn't tell. within a minute she was almost out of sight, but i couldn't let her go that easy, so i sped up, weaving through traffic, all just to get back at her. after all, we had been going dangerously fast, and she had the nerve to take my eyes off the road? we both could've been killed! after about 15 miles of this back-and-forth-chasing-game, it was time for us to go our separate ways. or maybe it was just her exit and she had been in a rush to get somewhere and hadn't even noticed me. at any rate, i got to newark in a half hour, which is pretty fast. now left alone with the soft music blaring in my ears, it was time for some reflection. I think i realized for the first time, that i'm really not that attracted to white chicks all that much, not nearly as much as girls who are darker, or who are more "exotic" looking for the most part. i guess none of this really matters at all. but after all it's not like i never promised you anything anyway. I just hope that i never have to go through another chase like that again.
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NICE! i dont know how many times ive gotten lost on roads while catching up to a car,and the like... and going south when supposed to be going north, or north when im supposed to be going south. have you ever gotten a number from someone while driving?? lol
uh oh tina, i guess ur outta matts league... ur white after all.. i mean i know you TRY to be ghetto, but the "inside out oreo" only goes so far, huh?
*wipes tears from eyes* *sigh* oh well...
haha so funny
a good friend of mine was sitting in her car at a light and this guys with hydrolics pulls up next to her and lowers himself down so they were at the same level. I was hysterical!
LOL thats so awesome!! so many times ive talked to people on the road to pass time... its so much fun!
"MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT" ROFL
LOL!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! ahh good times.
replace "talked to" with "made out with"
ha ha TINA you have gone riiiiiiiiiight UP in my estimation lol
maybe you should keep your eyes on the road. Maybe this "talking with people who are not in the car" thing is why you have had accidents and tickets, and are now w/o license, ever think about that? Think about dumb and dumber..., lloyd says that he has this cousin....well, HAD this cousin, and he wasn't watching where he was going, and THhhhhhbt. We would hate to see the same happen to you. Perhaps you can learn a lesson here?
you know.... ugh ferget it...
if you only KNEW all the life lessons i've learned from dumb and dumber
lotus eclipse?
mistubishi eclipse, i believe
oh shame
ha ha doh i was thinkin of the elise nm - hey did you notice how all lotus cars start with e's like the europa, esprit, elite and elan etc?
I DID notice that all Lotus' start with "e", but I haven't found out why. Maybe someone should find out why. That'll be.....niner's job.
HE WAS A MINER 40-NINER OH MY DAAAAAAAAARLIN CLEMENTIIIIINEEEE!!!
ha ha beautiful thanks for that rendition
no prob..anytime
erm was NOT talkin to you
erm....who is erm?
LOL that was so funny! good one giac
it so was not coughcoughsuckupcoughcough
You know you really shouldnt cough and suck-up at the same time, you might choke....
ha ha so original
heeeeeeeyy no i really DID think it was funny! believe me i dont need to suck up to giacomo.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what are you a dog?? Why do you growl all the time??
lol im sorry!!!!! im trying to turn over a new leaf! lol
so you squash me with it eh?
haahhhahaahhaha im sorryyyyyyyyyy!!!! please forgive me :-D
*sighs* looks down at her feet kicking the edge of the carpet
:/
looks up with her big blue eyes "OF COURSE I WILL"
HEHEHE YEY!!!!!! *skips about in a circle* lol
dumb.
thats so terrible to say about yourself... :(
funny, SOOO stinkin funny.. how long did it take you to come up with that one?
ouch.............
it took her as long as it takes people to figure out how STUPID you are ;)
So your saying, not that long?
i dont get it...
ha ha case in point!
exactly!
case AND point... case in point.. hahahahhahaha
ha ha so sweet :D
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