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instant kharma on I-80

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Mar 7, 2002 · 217 views · Journal

a story of how i walked the road less traveled, then achieved instant kharma on I-80 East.

I was on my way to school today and had chosen to listen to some softer music a little louder than usual. driving along i see a white eclipse with the top down, quite a sight for early in march, even if it is in the 60's. i noticed a brazilian flag in the mirror, and long curly dark brown hair blowing in the wind as the car weaved from lane to lane. intrigued, i pulled up closer the girl in the driver's seat glanced over at the traffic in the right lane, and the sun bounced off her earrings. her skin was a darkish tone, definitely not american. brazilian? or just a fan? i couldn't tell. within a minute she was almost out of sight, but i couldn't let her go that easy, so i sped up, weaving through traffic, all just to get back at her. after all, we had been going dangerously fast, and she had the nerve to take my eyes off the road? we both could've been killed! after about 15 miles of this back-and-forth-chasing-game, it was time for us to go our separate ways. or maybe it was just her exit and she had been in a rush to get somewhere and hadn't even noticed me. at any rate, i got to newark in a half hour, which is pretty fast. now left alone with the soft music blaring in my ears, it was time for some reflection. I think i realized for the first time, that i'm really not that attracted to white chicks all that much, not nearly as much as girls who are darker, or who are more "exotic" looking for the most part. i guess none of this really matters at all. but after all it's not like i never promised you anything anyway. I just hope that i never have to go through another chase like that again.

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45 Comments

punkprincess #1 punkprincessOG 2001

NICE! i dont know how many times ive gotten lost on roads while catching up to a car,and the like... and going south when supposed to be going north, or north when im supposed to be going south. have you ever gotten a number from someone while driving?? lol

rocksupastar #1.1 rocksupastarFounder

uh oh tina, i guess ur outta matts league... ur white after all.. i mean i know you TRY to be ghetto, but the "inside out oreo" only goes so far, huh?

punkprincess #1.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

*wipes tears from eyes* *sigh* oh well...

magnum #1.1.2 magnumOG 2001

haha so funny

legs #2 legsFounder

a good friend of mine was sitting in her car at a light and this guys with hydrolics pulls up next to her and lowers himself down so they were at the same level. I was hysterical!

punkprincess #2.1 punkprincessOG 2001

LOL thats so awesome!! so many times ive talked to people on the road to pass time... its so much fun!

punkprincess #2.1.1 punkprincessOG 2001

"MONKEYS FLY AT MIDNIGHT" ROFL

tesoro #2.1.1.1 tesoroOG 2001

LOL!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! ahh good times.

thefunkyfresh #2.1.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

replace "talked to" with "made out with"

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#2.1.2.1 nine9starOG 2001

ha ha TINA you have gone riiiiiiiiiight UP in my estimation lol

flomojopoanode #2.1.3 flomojopoanodeFounder

maybe you should keep your eyes on the road. Maybe this "talking with people who are not in the car" thing is why you have had accidents and tickets, and are now w/o license, ever think about that? Think about dumb and dumber..., lloyd says that he has this cousin....well, HAD this cousin, and he wasn't watching where he was going, and THhhhhhbt. We would hate to see the same happen to you. Perhaps you can learn a lesson here?

punkprincess #2.1.3.1 punkprincessOG 2001

you know.... ugh ferget it...

thefunkyfresh #2.1.3.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

if you only KNEW all the life lessons i've learned from dumb and dumber

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#3 nine9starOG 2001

lotus eclipse?

iwz #3.1 iwz

mistubishi eclipse, i believe

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#3.1.1 nine9starOG 2001

oh shame

ha ha doh i was thinkin of the elise nm - hey did you notice how all lotus cars start with e's like the europa, esprit, elite and elan etc?

flomojopoanode #3.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

I DID notice that all Lotus' start with "e", but I haven't found out why. Maybe someone should find out why. That'll be.....niner's job.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

HE WAS A MINER 40-NINER OH MY DAAAAAAAAARLIN CLEMENTIIIIINEEEE!!!

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha beautiful thanks for that rendition

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

no prob..anytime

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nine9starOG 2001

erm was NOT talkin to you

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

erm....who is erm?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

LOL that was so funny! good one giac

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

it so was not coughcoughsuckupcoughcough

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

You know you really shouldnt cough and suck-up at the same time, you might choke....

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nine9starOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

ha ha so original

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 nine9star

heeeeeeeyy no i really DID think it was funny! believe me i dont need to suck up to giacomo.

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

what are you a dog?? Why do you growl all the time??

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 nine9star

lol im sorry!!!!! im trying to turn over a new leaf! lol

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

so you squash me with it eh?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 nine9star

haahhhahaahhaha im sorryyyyyyyyyy!!!! please forgive me :-D

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

*sighs* looks down at her feet kicking the edge of the carpet

:/

looks up with her big blue eyes "OF COURSE I WILL"

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 nine9star

HEHEHE YEY!!!!!! *skips about in a circle* lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder punkprincess

dumb.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 rocksupastar

thats so terrible to say about yourself... :(

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder punkprincess

funny, SOOO stinkin funny.. how long did it take you to come up with that one?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 rocksupastar

ouch.............

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

it took her as long as it takes people to figure out how STUPID you are ;)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

So your saying, not that long?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder g.f.s.rocks

i dont get it...

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nine9starOG 2001 rocksupastar

ha ha case in point!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 nine9star

exactly!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder nine9star

case AND point... case in point.. hahahahhahaha

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nine9starOG 2001 punkprincess

ha ha so sweet :D

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