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Ashey Teeth

ophelia by ophelia · Mar 16, 2004 · 616 views · Journal

Do not buy or consume Tropicana lemonade....As strange as this sounds - it dries out your teeth...I had to drink a whole bottle of jergens to regain my tooth moisture...And..Now I have to go get my stomach pumped..See what you've done to me Tropicana..I hope your happy...

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violetboregaurd #1 violetboregaurdOG 2003

Oh my teeth are VERY important to me... so thank you for the warning.

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#2 betsyOG 2004

huh? jergens? stomach pumpage?

starshiptrooper #3 starshiptrooperOG 2003

sue em!!! Get Jackie Chiles as ur lawyer (Seinfeld)

socalgal #4 socalgalOG 2003

anything tropicana is nasty....nasty nasty nasty!

perrin #5 perrinOG 2004

I drink plain old lemon juice. I love that stuff. A nice cold glass of lemon juice it's great.

socalgal #5.1 socalgalOG 2003

isnt it too sour???

perrin #5.1.1 perrinOG 2004

Not for me. I love sour things. ;)

socalgal #5.1.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

ewwww so you like those sour tarty icky candies??? what are those called???

perrin perrinOG 2004

Which ones there are a number of different kinds of sour candies? You mean warheads? those I think are the ones I have the most.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah the warheads....NASTY!!! lol

perrin perrinOG 2004

oh man I love those things. lol.

ophelia #5.1.1.2 opheliaOG 2003

do you really enjoy it?..or..do you get pleasure from torchering yourself...kinda like..a beverage masochism...

perrin perrinOG 2004

No I love lemon juice. Ask anyone who knows me. lol
Ask janine.

tinser #5.2 tinserOG 2002

thats really bad for your teeth....i did a science experiment on it once...bad stuff

perrin #5.2.1 perrinOG 2004

that may be so but I love lemons. lol

hunkpapap #6 hunkpapapOG 2003 offtopic

did you ever see that pathetic movie with Julia stiles (the only reason i saw it) and freddie prinze jr. where he drinks the bottle of shampoo...

ophelia #6.1 opheliaOG 2003

uh..she's all that?

ophelia #6.2 opheliaOG 2003

no, 10 things i hate about you..right

socalgal #6.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

nah its down to you

yodasucka #6.2.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

aka the weirdest and stupidest movie ever..

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

well it was quirky in a cute lame sort of way....LOL

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

i think that movie orange county rocked...the drummer in my old band loved it cause the main character acted just like'm..kinda looked like'm too.i don't know if that in any way connects to this thread of convo..but..whatever!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

maybe you jsut saw lame, socal and BAM Orange County popped into your head...lol

do you watch the OC?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

eh, kinda...very 90210...like..mixed w/dawson's creek/one tree hill/foreverwood or whatever it's called...they're all the same, lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

serious, all teenage agnst! but OC is a bit of a fabrication of what it's really like here

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Don't you mean it's like totally like the way it totally is out there totally. :-P

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 perrin

fer sure!!!!!!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

i'm SO going chelios on you!! LOL

perrin perrinOG 2004 socalgal

Don't you mean you are totally going to like go totally Chelios on me. :-P

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 perrin

FER SURE BRAH! lol

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 socalgal

i gota visit california....i'm told it's like, a different country..which is cool...i'm also you harbor a lot of homosexuals....which is not cool...

if i do ever come out to the cali, i'd definately have to visit all'a you ezabel california residents though, that'd be a must!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ophelia

you must!!! did you see the pic on my profile?? thats the one of the beaches i surf at

Yes there are a lot of homo's but it's mostly in LA...they have their own street.....santa monica blvd. LOL

Please do visit, the weather is WONDERFUL!

Serious, each county you go into is TOTALLY different, different styles attitudes, etc.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 socalgal

yeah, actually I did see that pic...are you one'a the lil surfers "ridin the curls" in the pic?..(do surfers say that?..i think i just made that up)...

ROAD TRIP!!!...CALI OR BUST!..

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ophelia

nah i was the one taking the pic.

*we say "it was this SICK curl" but its mostly in waves larger than 6 feet.....

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 socalgal

so.....it's managed to almost capture the cali-vibe you say?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

There is nothing wrong with Dawson's Creek AND 90210 is like the god of teenage TV

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

Orange County is a good movie... i brought it haha

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

bought it?.or..brought it..what u talkin bout

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

um... which one is like from the store.. haha

thatdarngirl #6.2.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

No..definetly not 10 Things I Hate About You! That movie is amazing..it's even more amazing cause Freddy Prince Jr. is not in it.

"I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby"

yodasucka #6.2.2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

GREAT MOVIE!
"my insurence doesn't cover PMS!"

tinser #6.2.2.2 tinserOG 2002

such a good movie....hmm, i should buy that dvd

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

tinser i'm suprised you didn't try to insert the word "metrosexual" into this journal, somehow

tinser tinserOG 2002

i left it up to you (tag teaming), thank you my existentialist friend

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

court, really stop doing that to me.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, sorry frest!

hunkpapap #6.3 hunkpapapOG 2003

this is NOT off topic. In that movie the guy drinks a whole bottle of SHAMPOO! hello, jergens, shampoo...

forrestina #7 forrestinaOG 2002

did you really get your stomach pumped?

papichulo #8 papichuloOG 2004

brian...ugh..speaking african to african here...do you think this might perhaps have any relation to your elbows, knees, and hands? i see...hmm...a similarity between those 3 things and your ashy teeth. have u been moisturizing yuor teeth lately?

ophelia #8.1 opheliaOG 2003

why does the fact that you naturally like things(i.e. music clothes etc.) that are stereotypically connected w/a certain race make you african!..when will the racial presumptuousness stop?..sillyboy!..ehem..ok, i'm done

papichulo #8.1.1 papichuloOG 2004

whoa big word there...a little too big for me. way to spell to it right though. *high five*?

ophelia #8.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

you know what that word means silly, stop trying to seem stupid!

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

lol ok. i still luv you cause i made the Quaz rap at applebees

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

wait, wait, WHOOO made the quaz rap???

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

haha...that got cha attention. nah u had the "fried dippin the sauce, its the quaz" rap. i made the last one but of course i gotta bow down to ya lyrical madness

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Speedin down ya street, he aint abidin by no laws - doin 105 in a 20, it's da Quaz

Went to applebees, he was all up in my sauce!..Double dippin in the blue cheese - it's da Quaz

One time he juggled during his talk, just to get some applause..Doin circus tricks @ da Stanley - it's da Quaz.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HEY! i know what you guys are talking about! despite being in a NY circuit!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha o bryan... the quaz... thats great

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

eh yo ya heard about my brotha yea they call him the Quaz
shootin out the scriptures for a profitable cause

and nobody can touch him yo just leave him alone
even the DO Thompson was like yo thats for sho

hes got a wife named suga..now thats wut up
shorties a good wife shes always backin him up

ya see her in her seat and shes just smilin away
sayin "thats my tiger" , pointin up to the stage

my man is 5 foot 5 but listen hard wut he mentions
an intervention when he steps in and demands the attention

yea bry i forgot the rest

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 papichulo

hahahah brother thompson used to be our DO...hahahaha

i gotta come hear quaz - he's my mom's circuit overseer

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 skaorsk8

no hes MY moms co!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 englandkid

argh. why must you argue with me, muffy. last night - AND today. do you remember what happened?? you ended up on the floor screaming "no tickle!" while mom and i laughed at you. ridiculous. haha.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 skaorsk8

that never happened!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 englandkid

of course it happened. my mom remembers.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 skaorsk8

i believe you have been hanging out with the Valentis too much

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 yodasucka

what does that have to do with us?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

because he said "my mom"

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 yodasucka

i think we were hanging out with the valentis too much, but i decided THAT a long time ago

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

hey! that's not nice.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 skaorsk8

my mom says it didnt happen!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 englandkid

hahah it's contagious!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

stop encouraging muffy.

muffy, go clean your room and stop playing THE SIMS

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 skaorsk8

i wasnt playing the sims.... but i should!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 skaorsk8

stop telling muffy what do to! she can say "my mom" to her hearts desire!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 yodasucka

yeah stop telling muffy what to do!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 englandkid

oh boy. look at what you taught her, melody. i hate you.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

hey now easy on the hating of my little mel.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 skaorsk8

but you guys are best friends!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

you talking about bro quasney?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

thaaaaass right!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

you've heard of him?? even on long island??

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 skaorsk8

tinser gets around..if you know what i'm saying....haha..i really don't know what that supposed to mean..

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ophelia

uh...corners...when she's driving...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 hunkpapap

well, if it's on a go kart track, she doesn't REALLY drive around corners. she crashes into me as i am trying to pass her, except she spins out and crashes into the wall. and gets yelled at. WOOT WOOT

jewyface #9 jewyfaceOG 2004

at first glance i thought this journal was ashley teeth...i was confused.

forrestina #9.1 forrestinaOG 2002

wait it isn't?

ophelia #9.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

ashley teeth?..what sense would that make..A-S-H-E-Y..as in...how skin gets, when it's dry?..hence the reference to the lotion

yodasucka #9.2 yodasuckaOG 2003

ME 2!!!

ophelia #9.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

but that makes no sense!..especially when you read the journal, lol

forrestina #9.2.2 forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha we all read it the same wrong way

thatdarngirl #10 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Here's a question for you:

So, you have a fake tooth for one of your top front teeth. You get invited to go hang out at the real world house by this boy you're in to. Would you tell the whole group about your fake tooth and show them AND then make up with the boy your interested in?

Personally, I'd bypass the telling everyone about my fake tooth and go right to the making out.

forrestina #10.1 forrestinaOG 2002

hahah i tell everyone about my fake teeth

ophelia #10.2 opheliaOG 2003

hmm....to protect myself from the possiblity of the girl being turned off by fake teeth, and therefore not makin out w/me..i'd leave that detail out

rocksupastar #10.3 rocksupastarFounder

make up or make out?

yodasucka #10.3.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

i love how no one else noticed that... mind games i tell you, mind games

thatdarngirl #10.3.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oh..make out. And this just wasn't any like fake teeth. She just had one and could pull it out whenever she felt like it!

T
#10.3.2.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

haha that thing is called a flipper!

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#11 fitdOG 2004

hahahahhaa. This is great. Ashey teeth. I just dooked!

T
#12 toxicgirlOG 2003

are you sure it dries out your teeth? maybe it supresses saliva flow which makes you think that your teeth are dry.

specialk #12.1 specialkOG 2003

Or it could just be a bunch of sugar on the enamel of your teeth....that always makes me feel like my teeth are dry.

ophelia #12.2 opheliaOG 2003

hmm..that's a possibility...i'm gonna go do some experiments....brb...

specialk #12.2.1 specialkOG 2003

I know whenever I drink a lot of soda, the sugar makes my teeth feel really dry and gross. That could be it.

hunkpapap #13 hunkpapapOG 2003

its definitely the citric acid...

ophelia #14 opheliaOG 2003

Take that, rewind it back - Lil'Ophelia got da beats that makes ya booty go **CLAP**

hunkpapap #14.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

bend over to the front...and touch your toes...

ophelia #14.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

haha, a lil cameo by MC HunkPapa...(dude, you should definately get Hunk-P shaved in the back of your head, i'd love you forever)

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#14.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

oh my, i do love that song

ophelia #14.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, i just came back from my weekly "Go back to high school & ask the kids what's hip nowadays" rendevous, and, this song seems to be all the rave right now...they're also using some slang word "gulley"..i've yet to find out what this means

ilikebirds #14.2.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i guess you aint part of the gangsta negros cause gulley came out with the dun language. mobb deep queensbridge son

papichulo papichuloOG 2004

dag son...my man just killed it. i unno alotta people who kno the whole Mobb Deep dun language. straight up gangsta asian right thurr.....you and Gin should team up..."ya'll gon' learn chinese"

ophelia #14.2.2 opheliaOG 2003

haha..."...want a lady in the street and a FREAK in the bed"...so funny

T
#14.2.2.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

whoa nellly, lets keep the comments pg sir

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

i, i don't know what got into me

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