parents
Now, im sure all of you have heard your parents say things to you before that you never thought they would have ever said to you in the past.(even if it is true)Well i know i have many times. Well carrying on with this story.. i was in marshalls today. I was getting a pair of panties that we're suppose to make you look thin, or something. well of course, they didnt have my size. Well i really wanted them, so i decided to get a medium even if they were gonna be a little big. so after i got back in the car, i said "i was upset that they didnt have my size." my dad goes "well what size did you get?" i said "only a medium." He goes "oh there probably gonna be big." i was like "they're not gonna be that bad. i have a long torso anyway so they wont come up to high." (heres the shocking part) he goes " WELL SORRY BUT YOU HAVE NO ASS ANYWAY!" from the mouths of parents. hahaha. i was laughing so hard. then i was like hey.... lol. well i thought it was quite funny. well anyone have any shocking parents storys to tell?
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whoa there...watch the profanity grasshopper.
im stumbled!
LOL HAHA I WAS dying from this!
wow! hahaha you crack me up.
all I have to say is OMG
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ... like WHOA
I'm sorry to hear you have no buttocks. Thats a horrible disability to live with.
yea ... what is there instead.. just bone? thats rough... how do you sit.. do you carry a cushion around
yes that truly is a disability, implants maybe? or put a pillow in your pants?
there isnt any hope for her case...
squats maybe?
nothing could save the poor soul...me and her are so opposite. When I was in that school you should have heard the nick names my "botty" got haha
legs, you're so greedy.. i hate you.. there you are with your big buttock o' plenty... while your sister has none.. can't you donate.. i mean people donated kidneys to one another.. all she's asking for is a buttcheek.. just one.. i mean.. who needs two cheeks anyway... one's just fine.. share.. sharing is caring.. geez..
you tell her ty! man im not asking for much. all i wanted was a nice high-nee.
who's ty
oh sorry, i ment bill
i think that would make it disappear more, if u born without one i think there is no hope of getting one. I guess just dont let guys look at you from behind or you will me made fun of for the rest of your life :P
she should move to philly. maybe she'd get one by osmosis
or harlem or bk
hahahahahahaa ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man. I wish I could use osmosis to learn. Wait I do.
haha.. so funny. hey there is slways hope. "shs got highh hopes. shes got highh hopes. shes got high apple pie in the skyy hopes."haha
hahaha.. yes it is quite tragic you know
its not that bad... *turns around in a circle* lol