Mission Possible

So ... It was sunday night..about 3 in the morning and We all were about to leave the "fiesta" .
I had to go fishing in 2 hours.. 5am , or so i thought.
Anyway upon exiting an argument ensues. IT Lasted a good 10 minutes.. but will be rememebered for much longer.

We leave and I'm now at my doorstep.. it's about 3:50am. RING RING ! I pick up my phone "Hello" i say, in a raspy 3:50 am voice.... and someone suggests placing a little REVENGE on the arguments Instigator.
There i was feet away from my bed... but no i was on a grander mission.

I drive around looking for open stores.. Store after store was closed. Saddened i was.
Until .. behold.. there was a CVS with doors wide open. I immediately rush over like speedracer in epsiode 9 1/2.
I run through the doors and yell " thank goodness for cvs i love you all , YOU ARE OPEN !!! "... The guy behind the counter just stares at me and says " yea..thank us by buying something " .. .I said " No doubt brother." .. So there i begin to roam the isles.. looking for the necessities.. a few minutes later i pulled up to the counter and bought the following. 1. eggs 2. panty shields 3. toilet paper 4. vienna sausages.
Quite frankly the oddest collaboration of goods bought at 4:00am.

RING RING... " How long are you going to be. " says the caller , I respond , " About 10 more minutes " .

It So happens that the caller could not find an open store nor was he looking for one. He had a greater idea...he gathers the necessities from his envrionment.. like a ninja adapting to what is around him.. Caller picks up the freshest most benovolent of dogg poop you can find at 4am .. and BUM-LIKE heads to the back of an INDIAN RESTAURANT scooping out curry radishes, juicy spices , and anything else gross from the DUMPSTER.

*******Skipping about 20 minutes of incredible action because narrator is tired and needs to drink his milk..however ask him one day to relay the story in full as it is quite amazing. ********

Caller, Myself, and Another unnamed participant from the "ARGUMENT" arrive at house of "INSTIGATOR"

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Long story LONG... Poo was placed under seat of " instigator" . Curry Radishes were placed in back seat . Mustard was sprayed. Panty shields which were SELF ADHESIVE were slapped upon car. Vienna sausages were placed under door handles. Eggs and toilet paper were mixed to create the gooiest jello and spread all about the car.

Now 4:30am

RING RING . " Who is this ?", i say.. " ****** we're coming "... responds caller. Yes 2 more soldiers joining the excitement..A few minutes later they arrive with cat food and chocolate syrup in hand.

The originals watch as the late arrivees finish the masterpiece that had begun. I watched in admiration as if my little child was growing up and turning into a big slopping two ton vehicle filled with poo, sausages, curry radishes, toilet paper egg jelly, mustard, syrup, cat food, and panty shields. There it was... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

I didn't even get to go fishing. But the Nets won. I am Content.

ooohhh ohhhhhhh yeaaaa.... i always dreamed that everything would be ok with me and you... i was wrong.. when i looked into your eyes i dont see all the things that i used to see.. whats going onnn..... you cant come running back to me with those baby baby please...