Down The Toilet
by Why is it somedays you just wake up and say, yeah today Im going to have a bad day. Yet some other mornings you wake up and say, its going to be a great day. I just wish everyday was a great day, cause when you wake up with the belief it is a great day, the rest of your day seems so much brighter, but when your having a bad day notion, you just wish you wouldnt have to deal with anything. It seems like your whole day you just want to flush in the toilet! Anyone else get that feeling?? Or is it just me?
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theres a simple solution to that. its called "killing yourself"
Solution to what, I didnt know I was asking for a solution to anything....
i can't believe i'm replying to my own comment, but i find this way too funny. HAHAHAHA... i just crack myself up i do
I was hoping for stories about something falling down the toliet, like GI JOE or marbles, or eggs, are a carrier pigeon, and all I got was this lousy story!
HAHAHA, you sound like a souvenir T-Shirt...hahaha
Life sucks... period!
You cant say that!!
ahh, but he just did
But thats lieing!
you have a cool gf, thus life can't suck!
Thats what Im saying!! Life cant suck when you have a chick like Katie!!
hahaha... ok.. i know, ur right.. but my philosophy on life is... it sucks... never expect it to be GREAT.. cause its satans system... its ALWAYS gonna suck until jehovah takes over... and.. you guys are right, katie is the COOLEST chick... i love her to pieces....well not literally... cause that would be bad, but you know what i mean
oh my you loved her to pieces! I got a piece, ill sell it to you!
How much is it going for?? Can I find it on ebay??
i have to politely disagree and say that your view is absolute idiocy. well, not so much, but of course life in this system will never reach its full potential, but it doesn't mean it sucks. I'm happy with my life, and though i can't say i'm completely satisfied, i think it's a pretty good life. I can't say the same for you though, maybe your life does suck.
yea dude.. life rocks.. if you handle it appropriately.. mind over matter.. though we are in satans system we are not deprived of fun and happiness.. jehovah makes sure we have that stuff possible.. he's a joyous GOD.. dude.. like rocks.. think it over.. CARPE DIEM.. and all that other good stuff.. go get a massage.. seriuosly.. i just got one and i feel like a milliong bucks..and you walk out of there like a new man.. you'll love life. just walk into the place and tell them that the massage is on me.. and if they still ask you to pay. don't worry about it.. just pay them
Giac.....i hear ya man.....i feel it all the stinkin time : P
every day sucks, it just depends how sucky that day will be when u wake up
Good point Magnum, so I should say is what level of suckiness is it going to be today?
hmmm on a scale of 1 to 10.. this day has sucked like 8... hmm.. maybe it will get better later
You can always think of ways to make a day better its makin them happen that clogs it all up! And just think if we could all just make everything we wanted happen We would all feel so much more relieved :) that gives u the flushing whirling feeling hahaha
im replyin to my own comment to say sorry for the absolute weirdness....IM HYPER AND BORED OF WORKING AND WANT TO LEAVE
No need to apologize for your condition, there is a no-need to apologize clause for all wierd people like yourself here on ezabel...just to let you know....
i think someone needs to cheer up MAgno
Yeah, I second that comment!!
make everyday a great day.
words from the wise
where...I dont see anyone wise??