Kidnapped!
MISSING
Today an extremely devastating thing has happened.
One of our own Egalliv people, Keeg, is missing! We have only ONE suspect! KROD! from one of our Very OWN Egalliv's!! There are 3 pieces of evidence to help us: a goodbye letter, written by Keeg, a picture of Krod, and a picture of Keeg. Keeg must have written the letter under deep turmoil.
As the mayor of all the Egalliv's I am coming to YOU to ask for your help! Please examine these pieces of evidence.... Who really IS KROD? and what should her punishment be?
keep reading for keeg's disturbing last words...
WANTED
The Letter
I want everyone to know that i love them! and i have to let you know, so you can find me, who Krod is! She is the one who has kidnapped me! The infamous Krod, is... oh no! here she comes....
That was all Keeg got to write, can you please help us?!
AI Summary
50 Comments
OH MY WHO LET THIS BE ON THE MAIN PAGE. IM BLOCKIN THOSE PICTURES SO I DONT GOTTA SEE THEM AGAIN! first post
Ok, not even funny, has to be the dumbest story ever on eZabel.... i cant believe it was actually posted...
okay one word for this - MINGIN, please move this story so we dont have to see it eveytime we sign on - ew ew ew
thats the most horrible thing ever! not only is it gross to look at the pictures but think of the people that really look like that. im ashamed....
Guys...this is truly PATHETIC! I saw that little girl on the left on Oprah in Health class a few years ago. THats horrible...
this is horrible. you know what's dumb, too? Keeg is just "geek" backwards, Krod is just "dork" backwards and Royam is just "mayor" backwards.
and you are very smart. heres a cookie
I like-a-da-cookies
and Egalliv is Village backwards
DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE LIVES!?!?!?
they make up nonsensical storries of kidnapping for thier own pleasure! thats just wrong...
no ezabel = there life... and ezabel = somethin to do at work :)
yeah, I gotcha on that one...but thoses pictures are just...soooo mean
hahaha, they are just pictures! the pictures themselves aren't mean, cause that's like saying it's a crime to take a picture of a person so ugly. ah yes, it is the context in which the pictures are used that makes them mean.
Thank you Magnum, for the clarification...eZabel is life...dont you guys know that? Some people need eZabel to get through the day and it brings a little bit of change out of a monatnous routine, which this story is an example of. I'll say, it definitly is original....
hmmm, ezabel is nice to have around and all, but i wouldn't say its life. Maybe you need some professional help. ahaha, yah ezabel rehab. haha. "Hi, my name is Gmoney, and i've been signed off ezabel for 5 minutes! stay clean!" hehehe.
i hope that they never find her. i bet krog ate her anyway.
krog, you realize that krog backwards is GORK! lol its KROD silly! hahah i found that quite amusing...
sorry :/ i meant krod. btw, you're both noroms.
i cant hide much longer.... lol (btw, funk, that was pretty funny)
for a box of animal crackers i will reveal KROD!
don't be diputs.
say that with a yiddish accent, soooo funny
teg a efil! ahahah. kidding.
yeh eidnam era ouy annog eb ym tsipareht ? Impressed....
ian, you should write a script to convert text into backwards-speak
I can do that.. not hard at all
yeah? then do it ty!
it's sorta already there... remember the palindrominator?
sort of, but we need to invent one that does each word individually. and while we're at it, let's make a "time machine" and a "laser"
okay ive never seen that before - HOW COOL LOL
Man...it doesnt take much to impress you huh?
i guess not :( oh well
Well, that could be a good thing :)
and what was that supposed to mean mister?
It just means that your really special and that its cool cause then it wont take much to impress you :)
ha ha hmmmmm alrighty then, i guess i should be flattered :/
guess...dont guess....you SHOULD be flattered :)
oh i am, i am :)
good, then I succeeded in my compliment :)
everyone's comments are so hysterical. but still no one has figured out the secret! im surprised... usually ezabelites are quick...
i figured it out. but i won't tell.
meeeeeeeeee toooooooooo! :)
same here!!! Im with oroset :)
hahahahahhaa ive laughed so hard whenever this story pops up. GOOD WORK!
good god! no one found the hidden comment... i guess no one cares.. haha oh well.
well...i did! hehehhehee
what hidden comment??
the comment that is hidden.
oh the hidden comment that only two people found. did you realize that you just gave away your secret identity to anyone that finds that comment?