My Stupid Brits ;)
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 95.
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
ha ha ha ha ha ha, this made me laff so much hope it brightened up your day too :D
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HAHAHA!! that's so awesome. what a buncha maroons!
Nice Story, I was dieng laughing after reading it...hahaha "We are a lighthouse, your chioce" hahaha!!
i wonder what they said after that? i mean, how embarrassing
its fake thus it never happened :P
yeah but still... what do you think they said? i mean think about it. that's gotta be an uncomfortable situation.
i would blow up the light house with some cruise missiles
or vice versa... i could blow YOU up
this is so old its not even funny. It is however used as canada and america as the air craft carrier, since we know britain only has a army of those guys with the funny hats and nothing more!
yeah you seem to think you know a lot dont you SHORTY - our navy is the best in the world ill have you know (and why did you bring up the army was it some side delusional point you had while trying to reach the computer?)
OUR navy? my you are piss political aint ya. why don't you go make a picket line and run for chancellor while yer at it. they have chancellors in the UK right? and uhh the beatles too i think.
ha ha sorry mister PC and as for being piss political - erm no!
lol, yeah im actually an illigitimate child of Ringo star ill have you know ;)
The beatles ROCK!!
you have a navy? i didnt know you were a admiral. A Navy doesnt consist of 2 rubber dingys! hehe poor little britain
yeaaaah.... the best huh? for some reason, i'm having a hard time believing that.
lol! wow, ian you certainly have a knack for current events! that was posted this morning! i am very impressed
yeah i saw that at school... Funny stuff dumb limeys!
HAHAHAHA...The proof is in the pudding...hahaha
hahah, nice, pretty funny.
:Me rains all over sam's parade:
hahaha...this cracked me up
Dont the British consider the Irish stupid??
mhm yes im afraid they do - whereas i however just find their accents darn sexi :D
It was funny because when my friends were over from England we were telling jokes and when the joke about the Polish, Italian and American came up they repsonded back that they heard that joke, but it goes the Irish, Italian and English...hahaha..I was like, thats great!!
we have a whole range of jokes - and they are known as the englishman, the irishman and the scotsman jokes - there are so many lol - everyone knows one!
Yeah and of course the blond ones ;)
ha ha but these are like part of our heritage lol
True, true...but they work the same world wide with blonds :)
mhm they do (its blondes btw)
errrrrrr...sorry for the misspelling ms. piccy!
I've heard a couple of brothers use that story in their talks. Didn't know it was something that actually happened.
it didnt happen, its just a fake joke! DUH!
i know but still, it's amazing how quickly communication breaks down, like in the actual historical event that nine9star described in this story.
matt, isn't it wierd how history repeats? It probably happened once, and then happened over and over and over in different parts of the world. Sure it may have been fake ONCE, but then it really happens!
exactly my point. it's like when your mom says the ol' "well if your friends jumped off the brooklyn bridge would you do it too?!?!" of course never expecting you to actually do it. but then some maroon's gotta mess up the whole system and follow suit! and we're back where we started.
ha ha thats so funny, we say if you're friend jumped of a cliff would you follow him - or if he said put ur hand in the fire would you do it? lol :D
hrm i actually set my hand on fire... that wasnt fun
Did someone tell you to, or you just wanted to do it??
was a accident, paint on your hand and a lighter don't go well together
coughcoughidiotcoughcough
Once again, The Irish rule!!!
No, id definitely go with Scotland. My favorite bands from there, Braveheart took place there, they dont have little leprucons running around putting curses on people
ha ha yeah scotland is pretty darn beautiful as well - m i love scotland :D
hmm... that was somewhat amusing.. hahah sorry sam!
sorry for what?
For it only being somewhat amusing...
i heard this joke when i was like 8
Thats great, what would you like a medal or a monument?
hahaha, ok, that one made me laugh
okay so he's said it a squizillion times beofore
Whats a squizzillion..and I so did not!!
mhm yes you did - dont deny it ;)
Fine, I wont deny it... I did, but not on here!!
ha ha ha ha oooooooooh right
hahahaha....gotcha!
wasn't i supposed to get you not the otherway around - oh well nm
dumb............
or dumber?
tweedle dee or dweedle dum?
hahahaha...which ones which??
that is undisclosable info.(thats a word right) haha
ha ha i think it is - okay maybe its not but it sounds like it should be one!
Yeah, thats a word...and if it isnt...dictionary.com!
hm i used spell check on word and it didnt recognise it :/
yea please.. i'll take a gold medal