Welll wellll welll....
by Sorry to bother everyone, but if i could just direct your attention the Top Users page of eZabel... i would like to point out who has rightfully regained their position of top user of eZabel. Yes, it took some hard work and dedication... but thats what this fine website is all about. So with this... i would just like to say..
WHOOOOSE YOUR DAAAADDY, IWZ!!!!
ahem... ok, thank you...
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i don't know Ian... i'm catching up. i'm up to... oh.... 24 now... heh heh heh. it won't be long now.
In the WHERE!??!
how does this system work anyway?!?..what's the point system based on
im only about 3,080 away from you
Ian is going to come home and probably die of a heart attack after he sees that everything has gone wrong on ezabel this week: fights, a LOT of relations references, and Mike has become #1 again.
you got issues dude, and now im #5 due to the mass amount of useless posts by dan
OMG what is going on ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!
umm. i tried to take charge but you KNOWWWWWW how these kids are....
big e didja miss us?
hahaha. but mike will soon we banned from ezabel. hahahahaha. you are such a jerk.
shutup julie, u were in on it too...
don't worry about it guys, seriously.
i tried to stop him... i said "bert and mike... don't do it! i love ian and mikayla! it hurts me when you hurt them like this..." that's what i said.... but did they listen? ... nnnnooooooo.
actually, toby pushed me to do it, he said... cmon man, all the COOL kids do it, cmon, its only once, they wont mind, hey I do it! and look at me?
and you listened to him? you make me sick you little piglet
i think you have me confused with John, and that time he was smokin a doobie...
oh yea... true, he WAS.... terrible just TERRIBLE!
His daddy is Phil..
pull yourself together
wow this guy (rock superstar) is really FULL of himself!
ever hear of HUMILITY>????
ey, "THIS GUY" is simply joking around about his current ezabel status, so back off, lol..I mean, if you go around ezabel taking things seriously, you're gonna keep making comments like this..so don't take things seriously
lol, yea.. and when you compliment me, spell my name right!!!! sheesh... rock supastar.
yes, your Highness.
no, you may refer to me as Mr.Top User Of Ezabel... if you wouldnt mind... starship tro... uh.. i mean lastweek.. sorry, slip of the tongue.
huh? ?
hahah don't act so confused...he can see IPs...hahahhahahahh
what is an IP? ?
haha...internet 101 is about to start...please take your seats.
our guest speaker today will be "mr. protocol", who will explain what the internet IS. Mr. Protocol, please.
Hi kids! Please NEVER EVER pretend to be someone you're not on ezabel! because everyone can tell! haha!
an IP is the address of your computer, so everytime you log in... say if you were using aol or something... just hypothetically... they assign you an ip address everytime you log in. Now, even though the address may change, it would still be in the same subnet of numbers ie say if you address was 10.0.0.1 when you have one user name, and then the next time you make a username, regardless of how creative you were in the name... it will show your Ip of 10.0.0.2, One can reasonably assume that it would be the same person, especially when ones writing style matches the previous user...
wow...that's a complicated way to explain it..it's basically like a phone number, and caller ID. whoever you call, (or in this case, wherever you post) the number shows up.
sure, you can CHANGE the number, but the prefixes will always be the same...like, where i live, the first few digits of my phone number are 201-995 ...even if i use a different line in my house, it still has the same prefix.
dude.. blow up my spot when i try to sound smart.. MAN!!! why you gotta be wastin my flava!
wastin your WHAT? it's already wasted, son!
sooooo...long story short, you're busted...(through a deduction based on IP evidence, your identity has been uncovered...)
it's an AOL proxy IP. AOL users don't directly hit eZabel, they all have to go through AOL's proxies, so if you have 10 different users from all different areas, they'll all have the same IP. All we know is that they both use AOL.
listen mr. "i own this site", let's just go ahead and assume, ok! assuming never did anything bad. it works, it's a tried and true method.
Hey..uh where is the poll? eep..it just showed up.
i thought this was a new story and i got all confused and soiled myself.
Anyway the 25th is good for me
