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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

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40 total votes · Oct 20, 2003 · · ·
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by ukrainium
Bob Barker 10 votes (25.0%)
A Alligator 6 votes (15.0%)
5 Monkeys 10 votes (25.0%)
Or iwz 14 votes (35.0%)
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rocksupastarFounder ·

IWZ would ALWAYS WIN!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I donno..once those monkeys start flinging poop I don't think anyone will be doing anything put vomitting.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

shouldn't it be Bob Parker?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Who the heck is Bob Parker!?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

that guy on the price is right, and he was in happy gilmore too lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

No no Pete..it's Bob Barker.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

doh... i'm such a dumby :(

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Just say you have a speech problem so when you say it out loud it sounds like Bob Parker so you got confused.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

hi my name is tweeter (hiii tweeter!!!) and i have a speech problem...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

iwz has kind of scrawny arms

iwz iwz ·

ok. that's it. you're going down. IT'S ON!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

what are you gonna do, ban me again?? did you see how quickly i came back from the last ban!

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

the wooden spoon!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

dude, why did every single kid in the countrey get whipped with the wooden spoon? mannnn.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

my mom broke SOOOOO many over my butt, you have no idea

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i have a VERY good idea. because my mom has broken several wooden spones over my tookus. a few plastic ones too. shoot!

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

my dad used those wooden stirring sticks for paint. among other things.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

stirring sticks? aren't those flat? not too bad. a paint roller or a ladder? that'd really stink.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

believe me, they hurt more than a spoon...i think he got a running start or something.

deutschlandboy deutschlandboyOG 2003 ·

who was the illiterate who typed a alligator.
it's AN ALLIGATOR .
and it's bob barker.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

the kid that wrote the journal is like 11... shutup.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yeah, it's AN alligator..but..it's funny, what changes it from a to an?..like, why do we say an alligator, but say, a monkey....a crocidile, but, an orangutang..wait, wait, i think i figured this out..if the word starts w/a vowel, you always use an..if it's a consonant..you use a...woo hoooo!!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 offtopic ·

I was reading some book and it had written "an European". Which is technically corect but sounds so wierd

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Is that really correct? Because the rule is that the first sound is a vowel sound while the first sound in European includes the 'r' so..hmm.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

here
Q. What is the rule for determining whether to use "a" or "an"? A. The rule is: Use "an" before a word beginning with a vowel sound, however the word is spelled.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

That's what I thought..I'm just not sure if "Eur" is a vowel sound or not..that 'r' kind of messes it up

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

yea.. i don't know hahaha

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Probably not because I guess the sylabel (what is that word!?) break down would be Eu-ro-pe-an.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

actully its Eur-o-pe-an... so the "r" does come in there

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

Says who!? I think the "u" may be fooling you. Actually, I end up saying the 'r' in the first two..

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

if u do the clapping thing (come on, u know what i'm talking about!) it works our with the "r" in the first part

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

I don't do the clapping thing..I do the put the hand under my chin thing! I really do think the 'u' kind of sounds like an 'r' but then you have to do the 'ro'

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

hand under your chin thing?! what are you talking about!?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

So you can feel your jaw move as you pronounce the word!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

o man! that is amazing! i've never even heard of that before! i got the same results tho... lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

Oh dear..let's check dictionary.com they break stuff up for you!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

Okay and I win! Eu-ro-pe-an!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · thatdarngirl

Darn it! Actually..I don't win because my original argument was that it should be "a european" because the 'r' was in the first sound. Ugh.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

haha so u not only beat me, but u beat yourself

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 · thatdarngirl

o man! :( now i'm sad

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · yodasucka

Aw..don't be sad..you can win.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

i think it sounds wierd because "Euro" sounds like "Yuro", the Y sound makes it sound wierd. The rule, I think, is "an" before any word starting with a vowel. And you would say "An Earing" even though there is an R in it. I dont know, maybe you are right

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

No, the rule is definetly by sound not by spelling. You would say "an hour" because the 'h' is silent.

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jollycandymanOG 2001 ·

Hmm, i think you might be right. But who knows really. The book I was reading was from the 1700's. So maybe just centuries of people talking, and using "an" before the vowel sounds, changed the rule

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

if it's a fight for POINTS, ian would DEFINITELY win

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

you all never been around 5 monkeys have you, they tear stuff up like they are on constant speed pills. i'd never be stuck in a room with 5 monkeys. plus after a million years they can write shakespeare

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Bob Barker has finesse and tenchinque. he'd whomp on everyone. even Galactis.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

wait, wait, who's fighting who?....each option should have TWO oposing parties...like, how can i vote that the 5 monkeys would win, if it's not specified who they're up against?!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

dont let the dictator win!

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