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Skaward Bound

by iwz Dec 6, 2000

Katie, it looks like most people like the name Skaward Bound for your radio show. It rounded up about 38% of the votes. Behind that were Katie O. Broke the Radio (23%) and The Katie-O. Show (21%)....

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UNEMPLOYED!

by thefunkyfresh Dec 7, 2000

Ok folks...today, the sad news arrived. My company, the place of employment where I have toiled frivolessly for the last few months, went out of business today. At the office this morning, my CEO...

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eZabel is declared Surprisingly Boring

by iwz Dec 21, 2000

Welp, that's too bad. In our last poll, most of you said that this site is really boring. I'm going to have to fix that. To start things off, there's a new poll. Vote on it! Also, you should read...

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Absolute Zero In The House

by bozo Jan 9, 2001

Hello Everyone, I just want to let everyone to know that Absolute Zero is playing at The Saint, this Thursday. I think it would be lots of fun if you decide to come. We are playing at 9:00, and you...

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A.Z. in da place 2 be

by thefunkyfresh Jan 22, 2001

Sadly, the Absolute Zero show planned for Saturday, January 20th was forced to cancel due to the inclement weather. BUT! The good news is this...we still have another show planned for the Saint in...

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A slump? Nah....

by iwz Jan 30, 2001

It seems that some loyal readers out there think that eZabel has gotten a bit lax on it's news reporting. Well, thanks to the funky and fresh Matt Kelly, we had a couple of things to keep the site...

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Got email from Dominican Republic

by iwz Feb 5, 2001

Hey guys... Mikayla and Candace wrote me an email today from DR. I thought I should post it for everybody to read, cause it's pretty funny and interesting. From dominicanbound@hotmail.com: "Hey...

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More encouraging words from Sten.

by iwz Feb 5, 2001

Sten Knutsen wrote in with another of his oh so profound emails. This one happens to be a review of eZabel and some thoughts on Larry's accident. Subject: your horrid website "your website is a...

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European Trip

by rocksupastar Feb 13, 2001

Ok well Ian told me if i come up with something about my trip to Europe, he would post it on Ezabel. So I’m going to attempt a song, a remix if you will. Everyone has seen that show Gilligans...

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A fool and his money

by iwz Feb 14, 2001

Please read the chilling account of one eZabel reader who was so deviously decieved and backstabbed for the amount of $2,200. It's a story of intrigue, desire, and hopeless rambling. Join in, and...

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Whaddya Think??

by thefunkyfresh Feb 14, 2001

Time for a new poll! Amazingly , Star Wars and Back to the Future tied for best trilogy of the 80's (okay 70's and 80's). I believe that was the first tie in eZabel history!! Write it down people!!...

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Ezabel travels

by bing Mar 5, 2001

To read an intriguing "Ezabel" story of traveling, a son's love for his parents, the excitement of Disneyland, and the heart-wrenching story of a child's cold experience -- click here!

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Car situation update

by iwz Mar 7, 2001

Hmmm, well my choices were narrowed down to the Lexus IS300 and the BMW 325xi. My mom helped me out and got quotes for insurance on both cars. Maaan! So expensive! The BMW would be $5,000 a year,...

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eZabel just keeps getting better.

by iwz Mar 7, 2001

Over the past two nights, I hacked together a new feature for the website. It's a new comment system for further discussing the stories that are posted. If you've ever read something on the site,...

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Romans to Railroads?

by bing Mar 8, 2001

Why are railroad tracks 4 feet, 8 1/2 inches apart? The US standard railroad gauge (width between the two rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?...

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Poem

by bing Mar 10, 2001

Check out "Funny Poetry by Robert Pottle" Getting Out Button, button, Velcro, snap, puffy coat and woolly cap. A dozen strings that must be tied. All this work to go outside. Zipper, zipper,...

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YAFOeZ

by iwz Mar 12, 2001

That's Yet Another Feature on eZabel... I'm a maniac, maniac! You can search news stories now... on the right, under the login section, you'll see a box that says "Search eZabel"... click in it,...

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Shutting Down eZabel

by iwz Mar 13, 2001

Hey everybody, I just wanted to let you know that due to some shake ups in the online advertising industry and all that, I can no longer afford to pay the bills on the site here. Hosting costs have...

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1000 musings

by iwz Mar 26, 2001

Check out the musings page if you haven't already, because we're well over 1000 now... pretty cool. I remember when I first started eZabel, and I had to tell everyone to visit it whenever I updated...

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Galore

by iwz Mar 28, 2001

In the same fashion as the Cure's "Galore" album, eZabel is proud to present to you some of the best of the best when it comes to links. Sing along... Remember the McDonald's chicken head? Well, it...