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yeah look closely at this rock... BAM! i just hit you in the face with it. now leave me alone i have to go out in service

on poll
Apr 25, 2002

actually if you look closely, you will notice that cats, birds, reptiles, and rocks are all tied for 3rd place.... idiots.

on poll
Apr 25, 2002

sounds like you had a great time man! party on

Apr 24, 2002

no YOU'RE an "ñ"<br><Br> haveñ't seeñ that comback iñ a while eh!? ñice!

on journal Happiness is...
Apr 23, 2002

hahahaha! thats hilarious

Apr 23, 2002

i met the guys from midtown at the last show, they were pretty cool. kind of strange looking, but cool.

Apr 23, 2002

so why do you say kazaa messed up morpheus?

Apr 22, 2002

hey, leave me alone.

on journal Staring
Apr 22, 2002

dude dont you wish it was you meeting gwen stefani? i know i do. oh wait... i forgot you are GAY

Apr 22, 2002

hey ian, what is the deal with kazaa? it's exactly the same interface as morpheus was... did they steal their coding or something?

Apr 22, 2002

wow, that is an awesome story!

Apr 21, 2002

yeah u can get ingrown hairs. read your magazines people!

on journal mach 3.. the hype
Apr 20, 2002

i didnt get any either. i dont really like those kind of cookies anyway though

on journal PARTY!
Apr 19, 2002

i think to be an instructor you seriously have to be crazy. i mean after 2 hours behind the wheel i was driving 65 miles per hour on rt 80... that is asking for death right there.

Apr 19, 2002

WHAT?! who's sayin i don't have hips? they don't call me matt "tootsie rooooll" kelly for nothing!

on journal Staring
Apr 19, 2002

I have no money to buy clothes so i just wear a loincloth. and people get OFFENDED by that... i tell ya

on journal Staring
Apr 19, 2002

dont call me junior!

Apr 19, 2002

yeah because you wouldve thought i was a big jerk. i just figured i'd let ya figure it out for yourself

on journal Bi Zarre update
Apr 19, 2002

because they are HORRIBLE!!

on journal crying
Apr 18, 2002

sure sure... go ahead and try to cover up.

on journal Bi Zarre
Apr 18, 2002

HAHAHA!! that's hilarious. i also had a feeling the car didnt really get stolen

on journal Bi Zarre update
Apr 18, 2002

todd, i called pat the next day and he was gushing about what a nice guy you were. so somebody noticed!

Apr 18, 2002

i cry when my arms and legs get chewn off by a rotweiler and a midget that were fused together by a nuclear accident.<br><br> and also when the girls at school wont let me sit at their table.

on journal crying
Apr 18, 2002

hahaha, my dad is such a weird (but cool) guy

Apr 18, 2002

yeah bro i was wondering why you werent there!

on poll
Apr 18, 2002

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