Comments by skaorsk8

i wish i could think of ideas before other people, but since i can't, i'll just claim THEY STOLE MY IDEAS! ALL OF THEM! AND I BEILEVE SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY STAPLER!

i binge on muffins. and give all my reciepts to chris. so he can manage my binges, monetarily.

i wish i didn't have dietary needs like not being able to eat wheat or have alcohol in any form BUT if you get this great drink you can get a whale...OH WAIT NO WHALES!

i wish i didn't live with my parents

i got beat in foosball by sal's dad! i'm a looooser!

oh wow i love my job being an airplane baggage handler it's great all the airlines are weird and there's this crazy guy who's talking to me I LOVE BEN SHEETS #4754!

i hate all my friends for getting married and forcing me to ATTEND THEIR WEDDINGS AND BACHELOR PARTIES! Can you imagine, friends of mine trying to make me have fun! SOOO ANNOYING!!

THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! BRYAN GRINDED ON MEEEE

(i really don't remember meeting you before you were married) i spend all my household budget on kitty litter and peanut butter, thereby eliminating my ability to ever leave my house (but at lea...

i wish i was cool enough to think up nicknames for myself, instead i will call myself TDG because i idolize Dan

i try to play hockey with the boys to show how tough i am, too bad i suck at it

wow, i need a vacation from all this fun i have at work writing code that doesn't work

pardon me while i tell everyone how good I am at ordering paper supplies, WHY DOES NO ONE EVER TELL ME HOW GOOD I AM !!!

i suck at riding motorcycles, i get tickets, get my bike stolen, and get into accidents - i should just get a giant inflatable bubble suit

i need a twelve step program to rid me of my scrabble addiction

yeah. timeline is DEFINITELY worth getting back on the bandwagon for. ditch "Airframe" though. And also "A case of need".

the only activities i can think of involve bowling or playing pool...

i try to impress people by telling them outrageous made up stories about nipples

i'm secretly trying to reclaim my youth by marrying the youngest man i can find!

mike doesn't have any TV. which, quite frankly, is probably a good thing. i wish i didn't have TV.

i'm reading it now. i started it yesterday. and read 160 pages in one day. despite working all day. amazing book. reads VERY quickly

i wish i could be punk rock and get Too Fat for Spandex to actually be COOL!

oh, if only dan would stop trying to steal my woman!

i own every thing labeled star wars that has ever been produced, and i have them all in airtight ziplock bags and situated in height order!

if only we had someone who played his own variety of crappy emo music!!