Comments by skaorsk8

when people ask me to drive, i'll try to avoid telling them i lost my license, and just mumble a lot

ahem....i don't think that's quite right.... (?)

perhaps you're confusing yourself with your alter ego, skinny-mike. skinny-mike is often seen reading the bible, washing dishes as soon as they're dirty, and recycling star wars books.

yeah, uhm, what does the first one do? i want an anti-virus program that is low on the RAM hogging.

you know what, i never use turn signals. hardly ever. really ever. you know what though, i've never had to replace a blinkler light.

this question hurts my head. 4647 logs you into AIM, but if you only get 500 free texts per month, this is not a good solution. each message you send counts as one text. vtext.com from the co...

hmm good call. i thought her name was Padme for some reason, but apparently that was Amidala's....other name. ok. weird. anyway, can we start a Keira Knightly vs. Natalie Portman poll? This is heav...

are you sure....

question of the day - who did keira knightly play in the Phantom Menace?

dude, you don't have to have your car finished just so we can hang out...take the train into the city, we can get some drinks, create some stories, and have good times

i vote for hope, he's taller and doesn't need a motorcycle

you cut me deep shrek

this site is so unchristian, i'm in the same hall as a brother who knows a brother who met his wife on jwmatch and it's wrong to laugh at people in the bathroom I HATE YOU ALL!

oh you think it's easy being fat AND ugly? well, let me assure you, it's not. it took me years of being pathetic and lame. oh, and i've NEVER had the nerve to ask a girl for her number. i offica...

i love my airline! and my job! and airplanes! and ben sheets!

are you the person who liked catch 22??? i did not enjoy that one.

yo, when i was younger, i had like, super bad skin. did a cleanse, and it helped. so shut it

you guys were in oradell?? *confused*...i've spent many good times chillin at Cool Beans

yeah my mom sells their detox cleanses. i highly recommend.

yeah "so impossible" ....i love track 3... "do you do you ..."

(ok i really don't get that) please let me play zelda with mike, just 5 more minutes, just 5!

that was mean. you are no longer my favorite person.

(it's really not funny anymore) i have everything in my kitchen hung on the walls to save space, also, this way i have nothing touching the floor

(ok the married thing is no longer original) i continue to move farther south in hopes i can escape CARBS THEY ARE THE ENEMY!

(no dude keanu is my idol) i wish i could fix things having to do with water and laundry without creating explosions and messes (i need to leave this forum i'm having too much fun)