Comments by ilikebirds

I'm always on a roll baby. YOu just need to keep up baby! Yeaa... you like it when I call you baby dont you, baby Hmm... things just got awkward between us didn't it. aWK..... WErrrrrd.

Men are the Head of every family..and should never ever be questioned on anything. EVER. WE are wise.

I think all Husbands should wear a crown when they are around the house. Better yet.. if the wife were to greet him at the door with said crown.. and place it as I... i mean.. HE.. walked in... ...

It is isn't it. Cookies so good.. makes you FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN A DREAM or Cookies so delicious.. FEELS LIKE YOU'RE DREAMING DOSEY-DOughs... coming to a store near you. I should be...

Who says you can't do both! Go door to door ... offer magazines.. Then sell cookies!! " Ok since you don't want the magazines.. how about Dosey-Dough cookies?"

hire me. i can pretend

I hate people who take dancing seriously. ' yo chek chek me out i'm dancing all serious and i'm good '

I hate baby pandas and kittens.

perfect pouncing time. Now that she's an emotional mess.. have the side talk with her.. "So I really do looove you... it's just I dont want to go public with it.. because it might put pressure ...

Look see.. you're way ahead of me

just keep her on the side.

i hate jews?

hey what...aww man

or those tiny what i think those are?

only black people

Umm... Are Asians Short? YES!

that requires money. Of which, I do not have much of!

22-28 i think this week is london bang bang.

just found out this morning i'll be out there all week. usually i'd be ecstatic. but... it'll be 3 straight weeks on the road.. and i'll have no clean clothes to wear. so nude it is

how far are you from LA.. i'm going back to to cali to babysit some kids for a day or two. Maybe you can take me out to dinner and pay for some drinks too

HAHAHA.. I just looked at her THIGHS.. then looked to the right and I thought it said " CUSTOM THIGHS " haha I was all " What? they make thighs? HOT I went to click and by come costume th...

well then.. it's not really a feature is it! HUH! burrn

noo... something with a C but i think it was longer than carmenita.. I think I just made that up.. Hmm... I remember it being maybe 5 minutes before Laguna beach on the 609 or 605 or whatever r...

umm there was suppose to be a lot of spaces

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