Comments by ilikebirds

wait, were you saying i CAN'T club baby seals or i SHOULDN'T club baby seals a baby seal walks into a club... and parties

well you should know, he has one of your babies

no no, i'm talking about the Singers kids...

...sometimes.

she sure does make some good chilli, thats why i'd miss her

thats a good way to kill turkeys, LETS CLUB THEM !, right after we club baby seals

i dont know, i'm just making things up about turkeys now. thats how much i hate 'em

oh do you know her? oh why are you mad, be glad, not sad.

ok, lets start killing all the turkeys but going to our local delis and ordering lb's upon lb's of turkey meat. and make delicious sandwiches until they are all gone. and turkeys dont have legs ...

ohhh I hate beets. OHHHh i hate everyone who eats beets. My greatest regret in life, is that i didn't get to say this first beets = purple tele tubby = vacuum = SUCKS

i hate turkeys so much. totally bringing down the bird society. they can't even fly! which would be acceptable if their meat tasted good fried. but it's not. sooooo i say we go turkey hunting unt...

my mom has long man arms that reach around... maybe one day when you're over my house wearing nothing but a man thong.. she might demonstrate.

dont hate brother zabel. dont hate.

who said there's no E in tastey , of course there is. As long as there's an E in URKS. there's an e and tastey.. haha busted. and yes.. after examining myself in the mirror... i do realize...

Sometimes on the weekends i cry about baby jesus. because he was such a small baby.

1. Stop kidding yourself, I'm cooler than you. Just accept it. You once accepted the sky to be blue, you will soon accept this. And dont try to change it.. because i'm like the sky, always blue. Ge...

IDME21, Without her... I dont know if my life would be complete.

Ty's pet peeves in the greatest most intellectual order, ever. 1. I hate when i'm eating cocoa pebbles and someone sneaks behind me and punches me straight in the face. 2. I hate when after e...

I'd party with Gina. I think it'd be trouble though. HAHA

obviously oyu aren't real either.

UN-possible. The kid is hanging onto winshield wipers. Kid looks like an average white american 8yr old, who should way.. if not malnourished, about 70lbs. Now winshield wipers are not strong enoug...

dont hate the playa http://www.ezabel.com/comment.cfm?comment_id=163984#comment163984 hate the game

I want to meet HIGHSCHOOL (botty) and SPANK HER, softly

A person without many skills is a boring person A person without many trades is a boring person A person withoug multiple personalies is a boring person

last year this time.. i wrote this. http://www.ezabel.com/comment.cfm?comment_id=35216#comment35216