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WOW. You couldn't be more wrong. Get Your Facts straight next time. I'm a Size 6 European Womens Shoe Size, ok. Me wearing a 7 is like Me in BOBO the clowns red shoes. Thats why i'm such an advoca...

on journal Hi..
Apr 5, 2004

My personal assitant really would have the greatest time ever. except on tuesdays becuase thats 'foot massage' day

on poll
Apr 5, 2004

Whenever i see a lawyeer i'm all like ' hey lawyer man can you lawyer me a car ' and he'll be like " yo , you need fiber son " so i pull fiber out of my pocket and eat tons of it, in front of...

on journal Work Anger
Apr 2, 2004

I think anyone who takes advantage of you, needs FIBER!

Apr 2, 2004

you know what i say about president bush, i say he needs more fiber!

on journal near death
Apr 2, 2004

you know what my thoughts are on state troopers.. THey need more fiber in their diet. more FIBER

on journal near death
Apr 2, 2004

you forget steps 7.??? and 8. PROFIT!!!

Apr 2, 2004

i do that sometimes, but i get stuck.. and then i cant go anywhere because i can't reach the controls... and when i do i just fall out, albeit a bit sharper than before

Apr 2, 2004

stop being so fallacious you fudge flickin' fairy frenchmen

on journal This one is on me
Apr 2, 2004

stop being so egregious you ebullient ethiopian

on journal This one is on me
Apr 2, 2004

see i dont look at the stars to see how powerful jehovah is... i just look at the cobra, Jehovah created the cobra... and the cobra spits in my eye , then i die. and then i say ' see how powerful G...

Apr 2, 2004

i think you mean ethnic differences, because we both dont have ethics we have what you call, HOTdog fingers...

on journal This one is on me
Apr 2, 2004

I have another concern i'd like to address <img src="/~tpham/files/monk.jpg">

Apr 2, 2004

no no, see what i'm trying to point out is that the owner of this site is a white man who tries to steal baby seal eggs and throws them at the happy chinese kid.. when all of a sudden a hairy fire ...

Apr 2, 2004

both that was both poignant and somewhat sexual.. and i find that within these boundaries two men are not allowed to hold hands, so i'm sorry but.. from here on out i will have to stop our hand hol...

Apr 2, 2004

ok listen, i lied... i rreally can draw with my bark hands and these are my concerns <img src="/~tpham/files/concerns.jpg">

Apr 2, 2004

Hey listen, your head isn't that big... i mean on the top 10 list of all the hugest heads in the world out of 6 billion people.. you're at like BIG HEAD #6 and you know what, that isn't that big. ...

on journal This one is on me
Apr 2, 2004

what kinda old chick are we talking about here.. like pre-first egg drop... or post-first egg drop. because i think that once a chick lays her first egg, she's no longer an old chick, but a hen....

Apr 2, 2004

wait, we have to draw our concerns? dude, i have the worst artist hands in the world. these bark hands are good for one thing... MAKING PAPER, how about i make the paper that you draw on, because ,...

Apr 2, 2004

and make sure you sign up in orderly fashion people... SINGLE FILE SINGLE FILE, and if you can sign up alphebetically that'd be nice. oh and if you're a hot chick, this is the format i'd like yo...

Apr 2, 2004

yo... lets recruit more masters into our fold. concerning is wearing me down.. WHO WANTS TO JOIN... sign up below...

Apr 2, 2004

hey TACO BURRITO Conversation.. NACHOS!

Apr 2, 2004

Whoa whoa, no need for name calling for name calling only leads to hurt and pain. In a world where we are inundated with such hostility from strangers must friends engage in such actions of hatre...

Apr 2, 2004

taco burrito conversation, NACHOS!

Apr 2, 2004

This is a TACO BURRITO conversation, NACHOS! so get outta here

Apr 2, 2004

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