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I got one for you: Sometimes I'm fried other times i'm boiled Play with me and your pants will get soiled Some light me on fire Others say I look like a tire But all that matters is that you...

Mar 29, 2004

Thankgoodness for showtime. Britney live in miami last night, whew. so hot in lingerie. so hot with the darker hair.

Mar 29, 2004

this whole sub thread is blasphemous. tickling is fun. apparently none of you have experience the joy and pleasure that is ticklation by the master tickler tickler. yo, fish sticks

Mar 29, 2004

A-HA you are wrong sir. There was no C. i made a trick answer, and you the book fell for it. your options were 1.2.3. .. haha i win. The book has been outsmarted. time to put on my teletubby out...

Mar 25, 2004

c.

Mar 25, 2004

i guess you aint part of the gangsta negros cause gulley came out with the dun language. mobb deep queensbridge son

on journal Ashey Teeth
Mar 25, 2004

so i'm driving down the road...and i'm stopped at a red light, nothing fancy... i'm sure all have you have been stopped at a red light? yes? so basically you know where i'm coming from. well i'...

Mar 25, 2004

speaking of friday. never run a stop sign. .o7 is whew.

Mar 25, 2004

so today is my friday. since i called in sick for tommorow. anyone ever do that. i mean be like boss : ' ty can you go upstairs and work on the ftds32 project' ty: ' yeaa i can, i'll try m...

Mar 25, 2004

SO the other day i'm walking through this park...and there were squirrels alll around. so a light bulb, one of those really bright halogen bulbs that never die out because they have constant flowag...

Mar 25, 2004

only if you promise to shake your leg a lot, like dogs do when you tickle them near their nipples.

Mar 25, 2004

pics+divx of said Doily. thanks.

on journal Rude, much?
Mar 25, 2004

<img src="/~tpham/smile.jpg"> <p> SMILE NEXT TIME DARKNESS, evil evil darkness <p>It's a celebration, ENJOY YOURSELVES

Mar 25, 2004

you can't shot gun not cleaning up yet, we aren't even there yet ! the rules to shotgun chooj clearly state that you have to be in the viscinity of the chooj.

Mar 25, 2004

humus is horrible. it's like a tickle gone bad. like when someone tickles you and they have really long fingernails. because they are too lazy to clip them. and before you know it.. there's a WHEN ...

Mar 25, 2004

yea i pretty much do the same exact thing but i just dont suck the air out of cheetos. i just usually blow air in kazoos. and make beautiful tickle soundtracks.

Mar 25, 2004

My tickle, my tickle, wherever i go my tickle goes, my tickle my tickle. seee thats how gay your theme song is. I however, in the TSO order, have a peddling minstrel how creates beautiful ballads...

Mar 25, 2004

Whenever you eat chee-tos you should always try to tickle someone, because chee-tos gives you this mystical orange glow on your hands.. And when you come at people yelling " i am the wonderful wiza...

Mar 25, 2004

you really should stop wearing table cloths

on journal Rude, much?
Mar 25, 2004

Oh so is this how you decide to inform me of your betrayal... Leaving my order to create your own. I hope you die and burn in tickle hades, i hope that every tickle you commit from now on will be y...

Mar 25, 2004

THis is pure mutiny . Are you trying to usurp my master tickler powers. I gave birth to the Tickle Order after a hard 9 months of tickling little babies. I mean , who of you has gazed opon the face...

Mar 25, 2004

You forgot an important guideline in the tickle order and certainly the most mandatory: Must not have love handles. Because no one really wants to tickle a person with love handles , i mean... what...

Mar 25, 2004

you are mistaken my dear. Currently there are only two existing, breathing, and sexy members in the order of Tickle Sensation Orafication, i like to call it TSO for short. I am the master tickler ...

Mar 25, 2004

F6 || Paule Rueben || Bungle || FLower || Vert || Dingleberrys || Ack || Lined Paper F6 || Paule Rueben || Bungle || FLower || Vert || Dingleberrys || Ack || Lined Paper see i read the wo...

Mar 23, 2004

create a workgroup at home, and just change the workgroups whenever you feel the need son

Mar 23, 2004

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