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can't 1 man find another man beautiful and get all warm inside and feel attracted, without being gay! ... come on now... everytime i look at steve buschemi... i get all giddy

Mar 22, 2004

why do you hate me so, i'm nothing but nice to you. :(

Mar 19, 2004

not as much as you amaze me !!!

Mar 19, 2004

5 years just about nothing ?!?! whoa whoa...

Mar 19, 2004

i'd rather buy 9 albums then have white people eat my baby so that they dont starve either in addition visa v

Mar 19, 2004

if i had 1 million 1 dollar bills, i'd cut them in half so i had 2 million half 1 dollar bills. strip down to my man-thong. put the 2 million half dollars in a little kiddie swimming pool. Th...

Mar 19, 2004

i look exactly like tom hanks

Mar 19, 2004

yes especially his tight butt

Mar 19, 2004

flaccid. that hot dog is not stiff, it's flaccid. especially when you pronounce it FLAK-SID.

Mar 19, 2004

i can't really say i hate anyone. but how can you hate the fugees... you're just being silly now. come on.... seriously.

Mar 19, 2004

and by FAvorite, i mean HOTTEST

Mar 17, 2004

i'd buy a bar/club... with a studio apartment on top of it... and live/work at my bar/apartment. keep the millions rolling in.

Mar 16, 2004

well next time you look at her dont start pouring acid in your eyes.

Mar 15, 2004

dont forget the sugar

on journal I said DON'T LOOT!
Mar 15, 2004

I'm gonna sue liqour stores/companies/advertisers for getting me drunk and doing stupid stuff.

Mar 15, 2004

These people steal to manage in life, not steal to live an extravagant life. it's sad, when someone is so poor that they are forced to steal in order to survive. it's inherited nature not to want t...

on journal I said DON'T LOOT!
Mar 15, 2004

kind of like naked arabians dancing in the sand dunes of mt. ooga dooba

in thread SQL · Programming
Mar 15, 2004

It is true. I can not sit on the toilet dropping off chocolate morsels without reading... I must have a magazine, a book , or even a credit card bill to look at. it's just more fun that way.

Mar 15, 2004

i hate myself

Mar 15, 2004

that doesn't help me much. i need more specifics. puhleaseeee. i told the hoe, i was like NO i'm not hanging out with you tonight.. but i have to go to hooters with her earlier. so thus i can ma...

Mar 12, 2004

sex, neked, ebullient, chitty wok, chitty wall, **nif, how now brown cow, obseqious, fawning, acqueisiece, POo.

Mar 12, 2004

can i get directions......

Mar 12, 2004

who's saying anything about the society? why is this directed towards me you hate me dont you

Mar 12, 2004

yea man. do search for billboard torrentz. i downloaded top 100 of '82 and top 100 of '87 good stuff. music is music. sounds good, listen to it. there's no need for politics in music. gays.

in thread 80's · Music Talk
Mar 12, 2004

not that i know of it. i know him word for word. what joke is that?

Mar 12, 2004

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