Comments by forrestina

i'll hit something... hahaha

whoops was that out loud?

yoda and nick were saying it

haha i guess i got booted as caterer

in the garbage? or with vinegar

i feel your pain i'll be on an HMO soon which isn't better than nothing

ROFLOL "hi my name is thai pham be my woman"

oh man i thought that was directed at ladies only... i'm sick really

i don't know that's why i asked

oh goodness i don't want to know

haha but can i hot wire a car?

i need a head count ASAP so i can do the food

whoa hey let's not go down the dating history road--i only dated ONE asian!

oooo i'm telling lol

(no that's because door-to-door knives saleswomen are weird...besides what if i have to preach to the customer later: here have a butcher knive and a Watchtower)<br><br> "hi my name is Jose from H...

okay who was the "girlfriend" pic that was being passed around at houlihans?

haha remember ivan and me with the potty talk!

haha it was exactly like that

HAHAHAH that was so wrong HAHAHAHA

HAH giac don't even start on the point subject with me

hey dan maybe i should buy you another pair of khakis or jeans cus i just don't think you have enough

(shhh i dont work for cutco anymore!)<br><br> "hi, my name is dan, what's your work number so i can call and pretend to be a customer"

(newsflash: everyone knows)<br><br> "hi, my name is dan, and i'll be friends with anyone who has a hot female relative"<br><br> (p.s. they're from queens-all 5 of them)

(here's a thought--it's all the dude-ing you do)<br><br> "hi my name is dan and i'm secretly in love with a different girl every week (okay so maybe it's not such a secret)"

(puhleasse it's so obvious that you idolize keanu)<br><br> "hi my name is dan this is my sister can you talk to her?"