Comments by hunkpapap

I GOT A MEDIEVAL JOKE!! Two knights are walking through the forest. They come upon a woman and the first knight says: Good day fair maiden, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shie...

or as he said in JP, "Now that is one big pile of..."

My favorite joke has a visual gag so i'll just have to show you...

YO! where's the testosterone in the voting?

Ok, so as corny advice goes mine is this: Believe me, it's better that the wrong girls aren't always knocking on your door. It makes the right one look that much better. And don't go knocking on...

ok, well now that you've asked, it was Yoda....

YO!! the best ever was when we hung out at bethel there were a bunch of girls that ALWAYS hung around bethel and had moved there years ago.. The bethelites not so affectionately termed them, 'Beth...

the best line i think i have ever heard was a girl who told a guy who will remain nameless that she was busy and when he asked if he could see her another weekend she said she was busy every weeken...

no that's the bethelites and they are only interested in that and one other thing....

i'm trying but to be quite honest with you i'm a bit dazed so i'll read these tomorrow and feel like an idiot. Something along the lines of late wednesday night early thursday morning.......

oh yeah it's still completely fine to hate the buggers that are only interested in one thing...

0k, well it wasnt' true, because you are certainly more woman than she is and i'm more afraid of you than i am of her...

come on you know i have a special place in my heart for you and i was just kidding....

i was just kidding. BUt on a serious note, i do know what he means, a spiritual brother would not date a sister that young seriously, at least some people feel that way...

and she's a better choice because besides being sweeter than you, she's cuter so she has more experience being macked to and will have more success in her future attempts. And we're both old....

i think we should just both give it up and let mel be the mod cuz we can't decide....

man a guy doesn't have to be a jerk to date mel. take it back.. hahahah

Wow, so harsh, i really don't think we want this for a macking forum moderator.

yo i'll do it, i'd give my left arm to be a moderator. AND as a bonus i have a lot of experience..

no really, i can do it while keeping it straight the whole time. Maybe yours bends but mine stays just fine...

sheesh i have no life...

OK I'VE GOT IT!!! I DID IT!!! bend your pinky halfway, then grab it with your thumb like you are going to make the '3' symbol and you will have fully bent your pinky with out your ring finger bendi...

tell them you want to make peace with them and cook them something with lots of ex-lax in it....

BLU YOU'RE MY BOY!!

so you decided not to bust a cap in his...