Comments by fivezero

sweet. you're the ringer master.

i'm gonna strap you to a rotating wheel and throw knives at you

I just ordered a nice throwing knife set! can't wait to get practicing!

Haha, coulda been a journal. Very nice.

I would speak to my monkey like he was a man. See, now... David Lynch is an abstract, transcendental filmmaker. His films don't make real, true sense to anyone. I love his stuff, but I admit...

I want a pet spider and a pet monkey. Maybe even a spider/monkey. No, not the one you're thinking of. Believe me.

Haha! I really appreciated that, man! I felt like a kindergartener with that safety pin! Left my badge card holder right on the breakfast table... but Beardy Danny came through. Thanks buddy.

*emphatically nods head*

bro, is it me, or has your wife gotten hotter?

Do it, dude. Tell me what you think. 1rst and Bloomfield. Like a 5 minute walk from the Path.

do not seek shelter when the sky drizzles upon your path, you'll get wetter beneath the branches of your favorite tree.

That's what I was told.

hahahaha, that doesn't get old

Haven't been there yet. I'd like to go. My friend said the selection isn't very interesting. Still, I'm a greek food fan. Yum.

Co-signing East LA! Delish, great dishes, margaritas, atmosphere. Also Buskers Bar and Grill. Went there Friday with my lil mom. Great pasta dishes. I had the fish and chips with a Smithwick...

I used to stutter when I was a kid. Went to speach classes and it went away.

You want hilarious, Dan? I saw you coming down some stairs and I was about to head over and say what's up... when you stumbled on like three steps and almost went down. I don't know if one of the...

Yeah, nice to chat with you and Sammy! I couldn't tell you have allergies, but I CAN tell you I agree with the eye rubbing. I use the pointer finger. I really get in there too. It sometimes mak...

haha, i guess. i saw her and yay and we talked for a minute, then i was like "you run into brotherman yet?" and she was like "yeah!" then we talked about something else and a minute later you walk...

Twas nice to meet you, buddy. Honestly, I NEVER woulda picked you out of the crowd, then Kam was like "Yo, dat be him! I told her though, it wouldn't have surprised me if you had a tranquilizer d...

haha, no, you're fine. you looked very, very tired. i almost didn't say anything as i was stuck holding the door for like 75 people. ugh. anyway, yeah, i honestly thought to myself, "maybe i'll...

I'm going to co-sign that. Very cute kids. The son was a bit bashful [haha, i hate that word]. The daughter, Emily, seems a bit more gregarious. As you's were walking away she said something to...

b-b-b-bwhat?!

okayyy, i may be struck dead for saying this, but the light is bouncing off that piece of art in a way that it looks like theres meant to be smoke in the picture. and someone is handing someone so...

<i>THIS JUST IN!</i> dan hill is growing a beard, please advice, thanks