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I'd consider taking my sister, if I wasn't seeing Pete Yorn there on Saturday. Pete rules.

Jul 25, 2007

i hated the Adam Sandler remake of <b>The Longest Yard</b>. i despised every moment of it for some reason. i usually like adam sandler too.

Jul 25, 2007

ALL of his movies suck, but sometimes he's IN a good movie. three examples: The Matrix, Point Break, and Thumbsucker. good movies that were strong enough to transcend the suck of KR.

Jul 25, 2007

ooh, now i'm curious

Jul 24, 2007

good for bagging gold diggers

in thread Dating is dumb · Macking
Jul 24, 2007

aw, not enough kamilas

in thread Dating is dumb · Macking
Jul 24, 2007

i know exactly what you mean

Jul 24, 2007

Anyone ever play Phase 10? I just got it. I love it. Addicted.

Jul 23, 2007

saw it. passed. i was THISSS close though, lol

Jul 23, 2007

i saw it. that looked like lavalette or somewhere up route 35.... fifteen minutes from me. the young guy who blubbered like a baby works at the pathmark near me. i couldn't believe my eyes when ...

in thread Grilling · Food
Jul 23, 2007

i shoulda photoshopped everyone out of this pic, lol. the point of the pic is the ROOSTER OBSTRUCTION!

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

i am marking this post "insane"

Jul 23, 2007

Howell

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

I walked in with a few dudes [haha]. I was the stocky [couple hundred pounds short of sumo], friendly guy, brown shirt. I introduced myself to everyone sitting at the patio table [sorry corey]...

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story

Jul 23, 2007

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

Jul 23, 2007

i don't blame you one bit, man. for the record... the cups weren't filled all the way. just like one swallow, lol. i'm a total light-weight. not physically... just alcoholically. did you kno...

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

No. I wish. He's great.

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

PDPDAF is gross. I just want to throw a drink on them or something!

Jul 23, 2007

nah, bro. patio furniture black market. koreans, man. koreans.

Jul 23, 2007

BUSTED!

on journal fart
Jul 23, 2007

*shakes head in disgust*

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

such a proud and regal rooster

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

call her up and pick a fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

in thread Tic Tac Toe · Games
Jul 23, 2007

no chicks, bro. no chicks. nowadays chicks are so down on themselves that when they throw parties they invite ALL guys, so that there's no competition and they can have a better chance at mee...

in thread Mojo Blocking · Macking
Jul 23, 2007

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