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hey, dood, who was it!?

in thread Dating is dumb · Macking
Jul 10, 2007

am I sensing hostility, webmaster?

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 10, 2007

Wise guy. However, it IS from a slightly inappropriate slice of media. Scott Farkas is the name of red head bully from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats him up.

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 10, 2007

The trooper who commented... his name is Scott Farkas! do you know what that's from?!

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 10, 2007

yeah, share it

Jul 10, 2007

it's called muscle confusion

Jul 9, 2007

if i make the mistake of leaving my door open a crack my cat wakes me up at six. an hour and a half earlier than i normally get up. critical sleep time. she pokes my elbows and hands with a lone...

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 9, 2007

alyssa? why are you signed on as ian?

in thread Concerts · Music Talk
Jul 8, 2007

couldn't compare. never seen you two.

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 8, 2007

i turned that bato into a bucket of blood!

Jul 8, 2007

HAHAHA, five days later... this is very funny

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 8, 2007

your daughter looks kinda like your son, but with a blond wig. the resemblance is noteworthy.

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 8, 2007

you can't be serious

Jul 8, 2007

yikes! who was it, bro?

in thread Dating is dumb · Macking
Jul 8, 2007

IMDB that. She was Stacy Carosi. Appeared during the summer vacation episodes.

Jul 8, 2007

hey, cute kids

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

i could ask about the attire, but i'll restrain myself. maybe your opponent was just scared...

Jul 6, 2007

This is DEATH therapy, Bob

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

you haven't LIVED til you've jello wrestled. never woulda pegged you as a jello wrestler. though something tells me socal has jellow wrestled.

Jul 6, 2007

yo, thats sooooooo funny

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

chick lit? *gag*

Jul 6, 2007

sooo many ghey ezablers. not gay. ghey.

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

wait, other way around, haha can't even get a crack right...

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

she replaced chap with fag

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

Fear and Loathing

in thread OPINIONS · Musings
Jul 6, 2007

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