Comments by fivezero

it was a spectacular sausage bonanza. i felt bad for my single pals. i have a girlfriend, so i had a good time with the yard fixture gags, flip cup, and beer pong. there were like 30 guys an...

HAHA! it's crazy how none of you people feel foolish screaming that one line. i saw DC live with Weezer and 1/2 the place was singing the DC songs and they sang that part all loud and proud... ...

wow. sorry to hear that, man. jealous neighbors? keep an eye open for an identical set, spray painted another color. police report?

Hildago, are you excited about the first new Matchbox 20 album in FIVE years?!

ha. were you the tall blonde shy kid?

took this picture on saturday. a decorative rooster and a brick. proximately too close to each other for me NOT to stage a photograph. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="...

it's soodoughkoo

why play guitar? you got the girl already! oh, and try a guiness and smithwick's black and tan. unreal.

this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we...

mine too.

i'm not very sentimental and i don't care for foofy tradiotional weddings, but that was really, really nice. i could feel the love.

Janitor w/ hat: "you putz"

"SURPRISE!" DUH!

"DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR!?"

you guys rule

workin' on it! got an irish/italian situation goin' on.

this song makes me think of an indian tribal beat. dun dundun dun lol

i have to go to delis :[

i know, i know :]

theres a lil italian deli downstairs from my office. just had the most slammin' sammich. turkey, fresh mozz, peppers. i want another. now.

i think you're speaking of your malformed inner twin. really you really just spilled the beer on your own crotch region.

wow, yeah, i can see it

ahhh, you didn't learn much of anything

hahahaha

funny, this is the exact thing i thought of too.