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legs Jul 1, 2002

the poor thing probably would've been happier being eaten! im gonna have to sick the ASPCA on ya!

thefunkyfresh Jul 2, 2002

hahaha... you shouldve just let the seagull eat it. that way they wouldve left me alone. why did there have to be a million little girls dropping potato chips ALL over the place all day attractin...

punkprincess Jul 2, 2002

havent you had the aspca after you for killing them?

jay79 Jul 2, 2002

Yea, really...At least they didn't throw a tennis ball at the bird, and KILL IT!

thatdarngirl Jul 2, 2002

To make the birds go away yesterday I tried a different technique, less physically harmful to the birds but perhaps more emotionally/mentally harmful...yelling, screaming, and waving my arms around...

jay79 Jul 2, 2002

Scare tactics are fine...It's the physical things that aren't good...Like throwing rocks and tennis balls and actually trying to hit the birds.

thefunkyfresh Jul 2, 2002

enuff out of you jen

jay79 Jul 2, 2002

whatchu gonna do about it?? Throw something at me, and try to kill me?

thefunkyfresh Jul 2, 2002

that was cold jen. and unnecesary. and maybe i will!

jay79 Jul 2, 2002

Real nice Matt. How could you be so mean?? I really love you :)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

good, so why dont you MARRY him then?!?!?!

legs legsFounder

because amy bell already has dibs on him

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

for those of you that don't know, amy bell is a little 7 year old girl that is in love with me

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

and for those who dont know... amy ALSO kissed matt full on the mouth.. hahahahhahahahaha.... sooo great... aww matt.. sooo CUTE!

magnum magnumOG 2001

bwahahahahahaha

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Matt, I'm so hurt. How could you do this to me?? I thought our relationship was special

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