A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" ...

That was a cute and corny joke. Though it makes me wonder how the head of iceberg lettuce arrived at its destination in the first place.

why do you feel the need to be so disgusting??

shoysh, insolent waif. tis a fair question.

by my trough! i have seen the fair servant girl be more noble in times past!

you dare speak ill of such a first rate woman?! toxi tis the fairest maiden this side of the toms river! mannered slave girls do not concern me, sir hill. you know not of true fairness. though ...

hahaha, i love midevil talk

well whatever floats your boat, but the jousting thing was over the line

HEY in medieval times knights jousted in addition to talking funny. THAT'S WHAT I WAS MEANING!!! I am the innocent one here. You are the one with the sick mind. Don't label me just cuz I asked how ...

I GOT A MEDIEVAL JOKE!! Two knights are walking through the forest. They come upon a woman and the first knight says: Good day fair maiden, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shie...