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yodasucka Jan 18, 2004

haha so i got a funny one, i'm at this diner with a couple friends and the guy sitting next to me steals my cell when i'm not looking, and puts it in his pocket... a couple minutes later, i'm like ...

socalgal Jan 23, 2004

After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to m...

yodasucka Jan 23, 2004

HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.

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