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ilikebirds Jan 28, 2004

yo i love to eat. so i appreciate a woman who loves to eat. no need for a diet. that sucks. why take away stuff you enjoy? just work hard so you can enjoy it. so i appreciate a chick stuffing her f...

tinser Jan 29, 2004

see, i hate when guys say this....cause they don't mean it. Most guys don't like fat girls...and a lot of girls have to diet or exercise to stay thin or even average (fortunately, i'm not speaking ...

ilikebirds Jan 30, 2004

i do mean it. i love a chick who eats.. but if you look back at my comment.. i said.. why not work hard to enjoy it. like stuff your face get hot sauce all in your eye.. but then dont go roll arou...

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toxicgirlOG 2003

is blinding girls with hot sauce a dating technique of yours? do all of your ex girlfriends wear an eye patch?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

chicks dig hot sauce. i find eye patches sexy.. as long as there's a real eye under the patch.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey, it's like an angry pirate!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont knwo this story. and i am sad

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

HAHAHA, why is this even MENTIONED! hahahaha i wanna search ezabel and see how manytimes it has been posted.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

shivver meeee timbers!

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