yo i love to eat. so i appreciate a woman who loves to eat. no need for a diet. that sucks. why take away stuff you enjoy? just work hard so you can enjoy it. so i appreciate a chick stuffing her f...

see, i hate when guys say this....cause they don't mean it. Most guys don't like fat girls...and a lot of girls have to diet or exercise to stay thin or even average (fortunately, i'm not speaking ...

i do mean it. i love a chick who eats.. but if you look back at my comment.. i said.. why not work hard to enjoy it. like stuff your face get hot sauce all in your eye.. but then dont go roll arou...

is blinding girls with hot sauce a dating technique of yours? do all of your ex girlfriends wear an eye patch?

chicks dig hot sauce. i find eye patches sexy.. as long as there's a real eye under the patch.

hey, it's like an angry pirate!!