don't get 3 alarm clocks when you get out of college, just get 3 husbands...train them to wake you up @ a certain time, and, i mean, one of them is bound to come through each morning...i think this...
haha....oh well, bryan said i get 3 husbands...so we only need a regular bunk bed after all, so one can sleep in my bed.
haha..they're all gonna be competing for your attention...trying to impress you & stufff...
Husband #1: "Hey honey, i can bench press 400lbs!..look!..no hands!!"
Husband #2: "Hey sweet cheeks, look, i just washed ALL the dishes!!!..And I alphabetized your magazines!"
Husband#3: "Hey darlin, look, I brought home some chick flicks from blockbuster!!..and i'm ready to cry w/you on the couch, and get intouch w/my innermost emotions!!"
you know there are men out there that are all 3 of those. i mean we call them gay, but they exist...
oh boy....all three of these husbands have problems. Number 1 is an exagerator, and clearly too concerned with the physical. Number 2, well i love that he did the dishes, but he seems anal retentive in alphabizting magazines, and husband number 3...you better inform him, that i dont even like chick flicks, so he better find somebody else to watch them with.
i think i need a three-way divorce from these guys