i can tell you what NOT to get-a hamster. they LOOK all cute and cuddly, but they are pure evil under that ball of fluff.

Hamsters are the worst pets. They pee on you and they die easily. But its fun to watch them roll around in their little ball thingies.

I remember when my pal Sal's hamster died. We were sad. I flipped it over with a popsicle stick and conducted a crude autopsy mostly by rolling it over and over with the popscile stick. I then t...

u were a troubled child weren't you?