Oh i'm soo cool i rock and i roll baby. i mean.. i rule.

my parents are asian and strict and i am asain too, just completely americanized and willy nilly, blatantly ignoring my honorable and principled heritage--the only ninja i know about is kawasaki an...

i'm hick from south jersey and i like getting my teeth cleaned

my parents are not from this country. neither am i. we are aliens. we come in peace...with rice.

come over come over i want to cook cook cook i'll cook for everyone yay yay italian food it's soo good yay

last night i filled my tub with fruit snacks and mice and went swimming

i was talking to this man on the phone today and he was so hot sounding i didn't want to get off the phone with him. i kept flirting with him it was amazing. i love his voice ohhh ohhhh his voice

jamie p. look at me

i so wish i had bigger bubs

chick get me some steak STAT!

sure honey i'll get you that steak..

hahahah boy oh boy