he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.
nick i thought you worked in ny??
yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS
what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?
yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.
oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.
thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!
how much per hour buddy? i'm a hot commodity.
i will pay you the exact same rate i pay my little vietnamese friend to wear a gorilla suit and pretend to go beer bowling...1 beer per pin. or, in your case, 1 rice cake for 12 shirts.
haha no more rice cakes for me remember no carbs! make it stalks of celery
watching drew carey the other day and mimi was ordered to pick up her bosses's clothes from the cleaner--"but i went there but they had put them on display becuase your wardrobe was inspiration to fashion victems everywhere."
the boss goes--"well they haven't displayed any of my clothes since the summer when you were supposed to pick them up."
i live in ny hang out in NJ/NY work in NY dan is a fool and i pity him
I PITY DA FOO
as the great Mr. once said....
actually he said it alot of times
that guy's hilarious! i can see him just punching people randomly with those lines of his
he mainly throws people but he does use some "jibba-Jabba" occasionally
lol yah, and the SNL cartoon parodies of him are funny too
lets not forget about kool-aid man now
HEY KOOL-AID!!!! OH YEA!!!!
hehe! OOOH YEAAAAH!!