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tinser Aug 4, 2003

man, why can't you guys move to long island...we never have fun like that around here.

debassedbassist Aug 5, 2003

why dont you move out here?

tinser Aug 6, 2003

haha, db...they live in jerz...don't you live in ny?

skaorsk8 Aug 6, 2003

he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.

forrestina Aug 7, 2003

nick i thought you worked in ny??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

how much per hour buddy? i'm a hot commodity.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i will pay you the exact same rate i pay my little vietnamese friend to wear a gorilla suit and pretend to go beer bowling...1 beer per pin. or, in your case, 1 rice cake for 12 shirts.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

haha no more rice cakes for me remember no carbs! make it stalks of celery

malibu malibuOG 2001

watching drew carey the other day and mimi was ordered to pick up her bosses's clothes from the cleaner--"but i went there but they had put them on display becuase your wardrobe was inspiration to fashion victems everywhere."

malibu malibuOG 2001

the boss goes--"well they haven't displayed any of my clothes since the summer when you were supposed to pick them up."

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