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tesoro Aug 11, 2003

nah, it's not just guitar...girls dig all guys in bands..well..i do..you see..if a guy has no hope..ie: he's a complete loser and looks like mr. potato head, then even a guitar or drums is gonna he...

tinser Aug 11, 2003

jahanna is overly biased towards musicians....i dont think all girls feel that way...heck, i dont think i do...for example, my variation: take an average guy and put him on a sports team: then he b...

tesoro Aug 11, 2003

haha, yea, i think you're right. i was talking about this last night..it makes sense though..because i'm really into music therefore guys who are into it also are really atractive to me. you're mor...

tinser Aug 11, 2003

yep, it makes sense. but, i also really like training whales, but not all guys who train whales are hot. why is that?

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

because they would have to be half nekid, or wearing scuba suits. no one is attractive in a scuba suit. except for the one and only dave llanos! (that's me!)

tinser Aug 11, 2003

true, scuba suits aren't attractive....but hey, who said half nekid isnT?

ophelia Aug 11, 2003

well,hmm..i think there are a FEW things that can make half nekid extremely unattractive... #1: excessive Love Handles #2: excessive, sasquach like, chest hair (which I've been told is actually a...

debassedbassist Aug 11, 2003

the hair seems to work for patrick GORILLA ARMS BABY!!!! gotta get me some of them

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you're just jealous cause he has a smokin' girlfriend (LYNN=HOT) and so, you resort to petty insults to get back at him for having what you covet!...

Bryan Drummond - Psychological Sherlock

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

i just said i needs me some... so clever deduction Sherlock cause i already admitted it....

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you sure you weren't makin fun?..cause uh, I know I personally don't really desire to robin williamify my arms at all

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

if they get me chicks ill take em...

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