o man.. i have a million of these.. and since i can't spell, i will prolly write them all wrong... -Rider Strong -Deven Sawa -Leonardo DiCaprio -Jared Leto -Trent from Daria (come on, cartoons...

Oooooh Trent is so very hott.

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All the blurries covering inappropriate comments will be gone? Thank goodness. Will the grinding of Dan and Bryan be featured as well?

YES, in this limited time offer, you will get a bonus video entitled "Dan Let Loose"..You'll get to see Mr. Hill GRIND THE MESS out of the unsuspecting Bryan, the horrified look on Bryan's face say...

If I order now, will that bonus video be included in the ultra low price of $19.95???

AH, it seems we've hoodwinked yet another customer w/our super-fine print...Oh, it's there..It's just so small you'd need an electron microscope to read it, the letters are composed of single ink m...