i enjoy my mom's thought: go and ask noah's wife how she felt knowing she was in charge of re-populating the entire earth.

but noah's son's wives helped

yeah but they had never had children before. she gave birth to three sons already and knew how difficult it was to give birth and to raise them correctly and then knowing she had to start all over...

and they probably didn't have drugs back then either

they didn't have chopsticks either, since the Chinese culture hadn't been invented yet

how do chopsticks help in delivering babies?

Oh that's easy, didn't they teach you this in HS? First they stick the chopstick..actually, I probably shouldn't tell you because you'll never want to have babies.

no, i'm never having babies anyway...somebody else can have them for me

That works too. Though, I kind of want to be pregnant..for like a day. Have everyone come up to you and be all "Awwwww!!! blah blah blah" talking in little cutsie voices as if you were the baby.

haha, that is kinda funny....but no, i have absolutely no desire to carry around a nine pound lump

Nine pound lump. Lovely.

When I was taking Head and Neck Anatomy, my professor showed us a picture of a tumor that was removed from a womens abdomen. It was like 25 pounds! (or more, I can't really remember). There is the ...